does long distance ever work?

RUBY:
gonna think of cock and pass out
cannot.. my baby's ass is haunting me!
man i swear he shouldn't have flashed me..

REN:
is he... adequate????

RUBY:
yup yup! i am happy to report
he is BIG enough to be my man
but dunno lahh!
if it works out it works out..
Long distance is fucked from the start

REN:
that's true

RUBY:
plus he hasn't gotten laid in 7.5 months

REN:
that's hard
HARD

RUBY:
hAha
yeahh...
i'm tripping already
he's been good that long
hahaha

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!

RUBY:
he has not gotten laid in 7.5 months..
he just told me just now..

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!

RUBY:
hahhaa
so when we went for holiday and all that..
i asked if he wasn't tempted to screw me..

REN:
wasn't he?

RUBY:
he said yes.. but he was afraid i didn't want and take him for a jerk

REN:
alamak!

RUBY:
ahahhaahah

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!!

RUBY:
send out wrong signal
hahahaha
now regret..
so i told him i wanted to screw him from day one..

REN:
and?

RUBY:
he was like WTF?
hahaha
ooohhh well.. water under the bridge...
i have learnt that it is important to let ur intentions be known from day 1
no more games

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
fuck straight up!

REN:
me still learning! hahaha
:P
this is what i read
i research a lot
i learn from freinds

RUBY:
yeahh...
i really need to crash!
goodnight babe

REN:
kisses..