definitely not..

RUBY: i think dennis tried to call me twice today.. but i didn't pick up..

REN: maybe the curtains arrived.

RUBY: not yet.. tomorrow.. DHL got tracking...
yeah.. i will only talk after curtains..
but i still feeling a little down..
always happens manz..

REN: really..

RUBY: yeah lah.. with all my men..
its always they chase me..
then i would be on my guard..
then when i finally accept them..
they fuck it up..
how like that..

REN: how do you find out?

RUBY: no lahh...
i won't consider this cheating...
cos i told him it was ok to screw other girls..
its honesty..
i find most important..

REN: so what do you mean when you say it always happens?

RUBY: what i meant to say that the men i'm with always find one way or another to fuck up the relationship..
be it lie to me...
cheat...
whatever lahhh..
i dun have very good luck with men..
always kena bastards..
u got anyone to recommend me..

REN: i got a few friends like that..

RUBY: bastards?

REN: no, girls with bad luck.
but it's their choice.
i don't really totally blame the men

RUBY: yeahhh... but i get bastards in disguise.. i think i am going to take another 6 more months to sample..
then after that i decide if i want to take simon back for LIFE

REN: what kind of guys do you like?

RUBY: i like men who can laugh at themselves..
and are comfortable in their own skin..

REN: skin...

RUBY: i dun think i can do indians..
bad experience..
and mat... dun want..giggle..

REN: what bad experience?

RUBY: i had this indian b/f once..
was such a bastard..
he treated me like shit sial..
4 months..

REN: oh dear..

RUBY: then i was out of there!
he really wore me out emotionally..
made me feel worthless...
i took a while to recover..

REN: i need new blood

RUBY: hahaha

REN: ITALIAN

RUBY: told u u won't last
hahaha

REN: haha!

RUBY: fuck lahhh fuckkk lahh!
its only been 3 weeks..

REN: i NEED new blood!

RUBY: fuck the 8 weeks more..
hahaha

REN: i don't really miss fucking
im fine

RUBY: u dun????
waaaahhhlauuuu

REN: not at this point.
i'm bored

RUBY: hahaha

REN: no one is fuck worthy

RUBY: must be too many good vibrations..
hahaha
i need to sleep beside a man..

REN: hmm well, actually, maybe one
haha1

RUBY: that's all i wanna do at this point...

REN: or two..

RUBY: no need sex also can..
hahaha

REN: no no, three..

RUBY: just wanna smell something manly beside me..
hahaha.. 3! where to find?

REN: why not..

RUBY: no man sane enough will get into bed with 2 other men..
hahaha
unless..
they are all drunk..
or swing other side..
hahaha

REN: not at one timehoney.. i'm just counting the number of men who is fuck worthy at this point
do you go through this.. you meET a man, and you know you can never escape fucking him?
you try and try to avoid..
but some things just have to be done..

RUBY: i mean i would appreciate a fuck once and while..
but if dun have its ok lahh..
i THINK... hahaha
but i am still sore about not fucking pete
hahaha

REN: you mean you never met someone you know you wanna do, and you know it's going to happen sooner or later?

RUBY: i have i have..
but normally..
i would wait at least 3 dates..
if i am desperate..

REN: haha

RUBY: the dates would occur.. Wed.. Thur.. Fri(Bonk Day)
sat stay in bed all day...
hahaha
yeahh..
i always date people on Wed..
seriouslly no joke..
that.. way.. if the date was not good..
i'd still have thursday to make other dates for fri and sat..
my logic.. very good ehh?

REN: fuck, i need guilt free sex now..
cfm.NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

RUBY: yeah yeah..
who can u call?

REN: but i want someone new..

RUBY: then just go pick up someone..
we're girls manz...

REN: not my thing really.

RUBY: its not difficult..
then what u want..
u screw someone u know..
it cannot be guilt free..

REN: i know

RUBY: screw someone u dunno..
it'll be sex and that's it..

REN: i don't really like that though

RUBY: hahaa
desperat times call for desperate measures..
one off lahh

REN: hha

RUBY: yeahh..
i remember..
in singapore..
i remember i was so bloooooddddyy horny.. i couldn't take it..
wore my sluttiest outfit..
out to town..
parked myself on a bar stool at one nite stand... and wait for the angmoh.. hahahah

REN: i never did that

RUBY: hahaha! then i pick and choose..
hahaha
i only did that once cos i was bloooooddddy bursting
yeah.. good thing he was on a holiday..
after i got my fill..
i kissed him on his forehead.. and said have a nice life..
hahaha
felt damn liberated
when i saw him reach out to pull me back into bed..

REN: which stool?

RUBY: stool at ONE NITE STAND

REN: clarke quay?

RUBY: clark quay
yeah..
its a whore house for angmohs on Fridays..
hahaha
i think sat is ok too

REN: hahaha..
i'm sick of whites though
time for a new flavour

RUBY: right..

REN: they're ok to kill some time

RUBY: indians, indians..

REN: nono

RUBY: yeahh lahh..

REN: ITALIAN!!
SPAINISH

RUBY: hahaha

REN: i've had enough indians!!!

RUBY: u can have my david mateo vidal
hahaha
he's spanish..

REN: well, maybe i've got room for a few more indians.. hehe!

RUBY: hahaha
all the wine making me sleepy manz...
think abt dennis until i am fed-up..
hahaha

REN: i want to drink too..

RUBY: when i come back

REN: go get a fuck
i drank at boat quay today

RUBY: we will drink and stumble out the club doors..