SWALLOW Seems To Be The Hardest Word

RUBY:
hmm.. did u know... i actually thought it was rude to spit it out.. when he cums in your mouth.. then i realised i was CONNED! i dun mind the taste... i love it! no need for messy clean-ups..
cum contains about 9 calories per teaspoon or something rich in protein..

REN:
yup

RUBY:
good for the face..

REN:
maybe that's why we have good skin

RUBY:
yeaaaahhh! could have some truth to that!
u know what i can't stand?
sometimes they look like they are really gonna blow and i am expecting a huge load.. but it comes out only 2 spurts..
Waste current!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
i'll be like... is that all?

REN:
tell him.. but i was thirsty!

RUBY:
cheque pls! time to check out!

REN speaks:
This might come as a cock-shocker. There are women out there who aren’t even open to oral sex. Unless the man doesn’t practice proper cock-care, or smells/tastes extremely funky, there is really no excuse for women to deny their men of the pleasure.. And vice versa.

After some careful analysis and case studies, Ruby and I found out why some women are resistant to the suck and/or swallow variation. So we thought we should help with some possible solutions. Why do you need solutions? Because it IS a problem.

Main concerns- cleanliness, smell and taste

1. Wash. Take that little extra time in the shower. Or if you have to, wash before the act.

2. Diet. Lots of fruits and vegetables.

3. Alcohol. No more than 2 servings before.

*If however, you have moral issues against it, not to worry, your partner will find it elsewhere.