ASPIRE to great knowledge

RUBY:
Hey, by the way, what brand of condoms do u favour.. i like the new aspire.. thingee... quite cool..

REN:
what's different about them?

RUBY:
got ridges like that... feels better cos its thinner also.. if i had a stable partner... i would prefer going bare...

REN:
of course!

RUBY:
i dun like condoms too much! i hate them

REN:
yeaaahh! me too....

RUBY:
exp when he packs crap condoms.. i'd feel like i'm being stuffed by a sausage/ cucumber.. Nothing but a pole.. No character..

REN:
i HATE flavored ones.


RUBY:
tell me about it! i dunno why the hell do they come up with that.. who likes head with a condom on? stupid manzzz..

REN:
EXACTLY!! apparently there ARE people who do.. even married couples. i still can't believe it.

RUBY:
hahahah! i think we should run sex education classes.. one of these days i will sign us up for those sex classes for virgins who just wanna get married. they actually have u know!

REN:
REALLY????

RUBY:
i stumbled into one accidentally when i was going to a dinner.. i went to a wrong ballroom..

REN:
my god..

RUBY:
yeah...

REN:
you're fucking kidding me..

RUBY:
on projector.. they were showing how the man must approach the woman and all.. i was at the YWCA think about 2-3 years back..

REN:
how old were these women???? 12?

RUBY:
no lahhh older... 20+ …serious.. a virgin virgin one..

REN:
i should sign up

RUBY:
eh! maybe we should! i'm curious to see what it's like

REN:
yeaaahh! but you better hold me up. i might fall and roll on the floor.. laughing

RUBY:
that's why i say! we go together...

REN:
but what is it about? finding partners? advising on sex? what???

RUBY:
no lahhh! advising on sex... how to have sex..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
some people... dunno how to do it..

REN:
insert this way up.. hha

RUBY:
some worst.. married so long still haven't do it sial!

REN:
SIAO AH!!

RUBY:
really.... dun believe done!

REN:
i heard of one, but that's due to medical problems.. vagina too small or something like that..

RUBY:
u never hear story???? no some.. really cannot do at all! either the girl cannot take it cos it hurts to much.. guy gets scared.. frustrated.. no need to fuck lahh! finish!

REN:
tahan la.. stupid girl it can only get better

RUBY:
that's the kind of advise we'll be giving to our delegates..

REN:
there are still people who wait for marriage? thought it was only me..

RUBY:
shuuuuuut uppp your face..