About the morning after...

RUBY:
so how come ur still a V.. u haven't found anyone fuck worthy?

REN:
yeah i'm really not interested. don't know why bored

RUBY:
i think u have lost it! hahaha

REN:
jelak.

RUBY:
we better try to fix it man.. so how is Saturday for u? u can confirm or not!

REN:
yes yes!! We’re meeting.. After so long.. One month since I last saw you. i don't like one night stands though

RUBY:
i am not asking you to have a one nite stand.

REN:
oh, then what..

RUBY:
we go out and have a fantastic time lahh! just chit chat.. make Noise.. tease a few men..

REN:
of course..

RUBY:
i couldn;t do anything all day... couldn't concentrate.. my mind kept on having flashbacks! i was checking my whole body today... stared in the mirror looked at my face a million times.. checked my boobs!

REN:
and?

RUBY:
checked everything..

REN:
checked for what

RUBY:
i dun see anything wrong with me!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
checked if i had an "UN-FUCKABLE" chop plastered anywhere on me! i was that deranged today...

REN:
poor girl.. it's not you hon..

RUBY:
if u were a man.. would u fuck me??

REN:
yes yes!! ah yo... that night really created problems for you man..

RUBY:
yaaahhh! i am beginning to doubt my abilities..

REN:
but then again, i don't know your abilities. you have to show me. hha

RUBY:
i mean... i have been told that i give fantastic head.. am very humourous... intellectual.. make a mean breakfast/lunch/dinner... can make the bed really nice.. i mean what more is there! babe... if i were to go down on you... what's gonna happen to the rest of the men who we are about to sample.. so wasted..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
cos i can see u falling in love with me! hahahah:P i SO SPECIAL! i kNOw!
hahaha yeahh.. back to this problem! howwww lahhhh!

REN:
i don't see a problem babe. don't read too much into it

RUBY:
yeahh.. i'll stop once i get cock.

REN:
go get one tonight

RUBY:
i can't! i have an early morning tomorrow.. important day.. dun wanna risk being late! i kNow if i go out tonight.. i'm gonna end up exhausted tomorrow.. its Not like i will go over, screw once and go home..

REN:
that's true.. haha

RUBY:
i like sleepovers cos then.. i can screw as many times as i want!

REN:
i actually don't like to sleepover

RUBY:
i like going down on a man while he's asleep.. its a nice surprise to wake up with a mouth on their dicks!
u prefer ur own bed..

REN:
maybe. but i also don't want to see him in the morning

RUBY:
hahahah! ooohh...

REN:
depends actually.. if i don't want to see him again, i feel that.

RUBY:
yeah... of cos lahhh! i only have sleepovers when i decide that i would want to see him again.. if Not.. i won't even bother..

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
unless... he has a good cock..

REN:
another thing about me.. i don't NEED to cuddle

RUBY:
me too... but you'll be surprised how many men want to cuddle.. i always get smouldered

REN:
maybe they cuddle because they think women like it

RUBY:
yeah... but they Normally fall asleep holding me.... i think my body like mattress!

REN:
maybe a courtesy cuddle after is fine.. then, after THAT, gimme my space.. till the next round..

RUBY:
hahah!
u kNow what i Normally do.. after sex.. find my panties!

REN:
why?

RUBY:
i dunNo.. i just like to kNow where they are... its weird right?

REN:
why don't you find them when you need them?

RUBY:
i duNNo.. i've always been like that.. Simon used to hide my panties all the time.. until its time for breakfast