Dry spell will officially be over..

RUBY:
i am turned on at the smallest of things… i see my pretty bra.. i am thinking of taking it off.. and placing it at the side of the bed just to see how sexy it looks lying there

REN:
i think you'll cum upon the first sight of a dick

RUBY:
yeaaaahh.. did the same with my panties.. haha

REN:
where you goin for your date?

RUBY:
welll...... i think we're gonna have drinks and a light dinner.. then back to his place. i made it easy for him. i told him when he called me that i need a fuck and he has the most cock confidence among all the other men who have called me when i got back.

REN:
lucky boy

RUBY:
I shall screw till his balls fall off..

REN:
fuck the dinner then.. why bother with formalities

RUBY:
cos.. i am in da MOOOODDDD..
Dinner is a must.. i dun wanna feel too desperate... but flirting with food is even better dun u know.. i'll make sure i order stuff like sausages... peaches.. and tell him how turned on i am just looking at him..

REN:
Oyster , banana split...

RUBY:
yeahh.. i'll make sure i sit beside him instead of facing him.. so i can give him jolts in between!

REN:
ooooooooo...

RUBY:
yeaaahh dun u do that!

REN:
i've dug through someone's pants in a crowded pub if that's what you mean.

RUBY:
aaahhh!

REN:
shit, i'm horny now

RUBY:
ur always horny babe.. what's new?

REN:
shit man.. i'm thinking of it... thanks to you. stop it!

RUBY:
yeahh.. make it my fault..