deprived but am i desperate enough?
RUBY :
i never in a million years would ever imagine this day would come. My brother walks into the room and points me to his cupboard and says.. "I've got porn, if you want..." His tone of voice was almost sympathetic. Goshh.. it kinda got me thinking.. do i need porn to try to get out of this dry spell.. maybe i've turned into one of those people with the "UN-FUCKABLE" brand pasted all over their foreheads.. oooohhhh!!!! HOW LIKE THAT???
Now i can't sleep.. wish Ren was here to give me her two cents.. I should have just kept my mouth shut about this dirty little secret of a blog... i shouldn't have told my brother.. he was just shaking his head going.... which one are you??? Which one are you?? when i told him.. he looked at me straight in the eyes and went.."DESPERATE ehhhh??" so much for brotherly support, i'll say! but nevertheless.. i love him all the same!
which brings me back... maybe i'm desperate but the question is, am i desperate enough?? hahaha! maybe.
I've got a confession to make.. well.. i DID try to download porn over the internet but everytime i click search.. the shit sites that keep on appearing give u 30 seconds of happening porn to get you interested before an advertisement comes on, informing you for $5.99 you'll get unlimited membership! WTF can unlimited membership do for meeeee!!!! aaaarrrggg!
Since when did it get so hard to get 5 good mins of pure insane animalistic sex splashed over your laptop screen coupled with moans and groans so loud, you have to turn your speakers down to avoid waking up the neighbours..
Where did does days go? I shall leave you with that thought for tonight!
i never in a million years would ever imagine this day would come. My brother walks into the room and points me to his cupboard and says.. "I've got porn, if you want..." His tone of voice was almost sympathetic. Goshh.. it kinda got me thinking.. do i need porn to try to get out of this dry spell.. maybe i've turned into one of those people with the "UN-FUCKABLE" brand pasted all over their foreheads.. oooohhhh!!!! HOW LIKE THAT???
Now i can't sleep.. wish Ren was here to give me her two cents.. I should have just kept my mouth shut about this dirty little secret of a blog... i shouldn't have told my brother.. he was just shaking his head going.... which one are you??? Which one are you?? when i told him.. he looked at me straight in the eyes and went.."DESPERATE ehhhh??" so much for brotherly support, i'll say! but nevertheless.. i love him all the same!
which brings me back... maybe i'm desperate but the question is, am i desperate enough?? hahaha! maybe.
I've got a confession to make.. well.. i DID try to download porn over the internet but everytime i click search.. the shit sites that keep on appearing give u 30 seconds of happening porn to get you interested before an advertisement comes on, informing you for $5.99 you'll get unlimited membership! WTF can unlimited membership do for meeeee!!!! aaaarrrggg!
Since when did it get so hard to get 5 good mins of pure insane animalistic sex splashed over your laptop screen coupled with moans and groans so loud, you have to turn your speakers down to avoid waking up the neighbours..
Where did does days go? I shall leave you with that thought for tonight!
posted by The S-Word Sisters @ 4:39 AM
2 Comments:
At 4:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
ok here speaks the silent brother in arms...clarify the mind of women v/s the simple minds of men...when i offered porn...my mind said "here's some porn...enjoy...get off...go to sleep" and when my dear sis got it her mind went" oh my god, what is that thing...oh why am i watching it on a screen...oh am i ever going to do it...oh i a so h@rny = i am so desperate???wtf???...and it goes on and on and on...whereas a guy would have got off climbed into bed and thought about the next time he's gonna get off...the next time i shall offer a "mills and boons" - do it to me slowly title...or better still will switch on OPRAH...while i watch JERRY SPRINGER" How i made out with an alien- and his 3 headed wife from alphazetaiwannabagya planet came to seek revenge by offering head...chew on that!!
At 4:44 PM,
The S-Word Sisters said…
well now u know why i love my bro!!! : )
Sooooo.ooooooo supportive... i shall make seafood paella for lunch for him! how about you chewing on that? kekeke
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