Dance on the Dark Side

REN speaks:

Wines, whiskies, cosmos, and beers, elements of a great night. There were many opportunities for take-away cocks last night, one even tried his luck on a possibility for a threesome. But we didn’t. Ruby had her fill recently, and I wasn’t interested in fucks for fun. So it looks like our gay night worked. And maybe it worked a little TOO well.

Details? It was 4am. We heard a knock on the door. I looked through the peephole. I saw 2 men. Ho…ld your horses… they weren’t cocks-on-call. It was worse. They were security staff. Apparently, there were complaints that we were… ahem, too loud.
Oh, did I neglect to mention? We checked into a hotel.

We realized later we texted a friend. Perhaps we wanted to be talked out of it, but he thought we were pulling a fast one on him.

Oh well, turns out, the dark side ain’t so bad. We get it now. We get it now…