Does Size Matter?

*REN ponders.. “MOST ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, FUCKING, YES!”

REN speaks:
Sorry guys, I don’t care what has been said, researched, or proven… the truth of the matter is, if you fear your tool is not big enough, it probably isn‘t. Get help.

And for the girls, if you disagree, I feel even sorrier for you. Get help.

Okay, let’s seriously get into the THICK of this quality versus quantity debate.. Just as a rough guide… My Mr Possibly Perfect’s minimum requirement: length:girth = 6:5inches. Which I think is pretty reasonable, but of course, a bigger penis wouldn’t hurt anyone. Or does it?

MEN, stay on this window!!! I realize “DICKS are a man’s best friend”. You will love it, hold it, fondle it, talk to it, and maybe get your lives screwed over for it. Which is why I’m pleading with you boys to hang around for a few more minutes before you rush off to google for a reputable surgeon. Good news is that you might not need one. Strangely enough, there ARE enough women out there who do not enjoy larger penises as they are restrictive for certain sexual positions. I’ll let you chew on that..

Speaking of chewing, I was brinking on locked jaw syndrome on a few girth endowed. So men, don’t fret. You might after all, be adequate.
So perhaps, it would be more accurate to state that a SUITABLE size matters.

*Ren speaks to April, late 20s, recently married. The couple is Chinese.

REN:
Have you seen one the size of your index finger?

APRIL:
fully erected?? Hahaha…

REN:
i'm serious! That’s less than 3 inches man..

APRIL:
who you know with that?

REN:
my friend told me. What the fuck?

APRIL:
Haha…

REN:
then i asked another friend, even SHE saw one before.

APRIL:
really!? never saw b4. not like I've seen so many.

REN:
fuck man.. but the size of my finger???

APRIL:
well, he better be good with his other "appendages"

REN:
you still need the cock don‘t you?
A friend told me he saw it on chinese and japanese porn.
Erm…no offense..