Destination DICK

RUBY:
babe.. i am fucked up.

REN:
what happened?

RUBY:
i am restless and horny... feel like exploding. me horny as hell! AS HEEEEELLLL!

REN:
you drunk now?

RUBY:
high.. i was like depressed at the wedding.. i was at the bar counter.. helping myself to champagne.

REN:
how was the wedding? no cuties?

RUBY:
nothing... DRY as hell

REN:
:( okay, this Monday. i'll get you one. OPERATION COCK in progress..

RUBY:
i need to forget. u need to do this for me ok? everytime i mention mr S.. u must slap me. serious.. i really wanna forget..

REN:
i think you need regular fucks to get over him

RUBY:
yeah... i must do this.. i think he's like my baggage.. tat i carry ard.. i need to start anew.

REN:
you do talk about him a lot

RUBY:
i kNow.. i can't help it though.. cos i made a lot of memories with him.. and experiences are always a first.. so i remember.. and when something comes up... i always get reminded..

REN:
classic case of.. CURSE OF A GOOD COCK

RUBY:
yeahhh.... i dun wanna be dragging myself to him ever again... i feel down.. and i think about him.. shit manzzz..

REN:
it's ok to get reminded. as long as you detach the romantic emotions that affect you.

RUBY:
i think we should really go for speed dating for the fun of it.. i want a cock to keep lah so i dun have to keep on looking.. me sick and tired.. yeah... if i can find out to keep.. it would be fantastic. shall we go for speed dating..

REN:
oh no, there she goes about the speed dating thing again... noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

RUBY:
hahahaha to keep our options open.. plssssssss lahhh..

REN:
why? you need company for that? BI....G sacrifice on my part you know..

RUBY:
like its not on MINE???

REN:
haha goodness.. what if i cry? from boredom?

RUBY:
we can both cry together!

REN:
where are these things anyway? absolutely no clue.

RUBY:
i gotta go look.. but i heard they have ‘em over in bars these days.. with alcohol!

REN:
!!!!!! Oh! You sure know how to sell me the idea.. BUT sekali the guys begin to look handsome after a few drinks…

RUBY:
Not a bad thing.. until the morning after tat is!

REN:
If i wake up with an ugly fuck next to me, you won't hear the end of it man..
but actually, if you're really looking for a cock for keeps, that might be the way to go because they're probably looking for the same thing.

RUBY:
its time to go back to our roots - asian.. hahaha i will even go to an indian.. if he's nice

REN:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Major breakthrough!!

RUBY:
hahahaha

REN:
Wah..

RUBY:
that just shows how despo i am... maybe i am just drunk. i think i am smashed.

REN:
if you hear a loud scream from the other side of the room, it'll be me screaming from the sight of a small cock.

RUBY:
CHOY! CHOY! big cock come hit me in the face! hahaha

REN:
okok..

RUBY:
set! i am starting at zero man count. I “khallas” all my boys already..

REN:
i'm going to regret this....