Clit Contrast

REN speaks:

the following is part of a conversation with Drake, an ex.

Drake:
Yours is the most beautiful I have ever seen

REN:
oh please.. now you're lying.. don't they all look the same

Drake:
no way

REN:
????

Drake:
do all dicks look the same???

REN:
er.. No, but clits are just a little ball no? how different can they be?

Drake:
No, for me the longer the clit the better
I think the reason why you can get wet so fast is because your clit is bigger

REN:
it does look bulgy but i thought that was normal

Drake:
fuck...so horny baby

REN:
hey! tell me! i want to know!

Drake:
What..

REN:
so mine is rounder? i need to know..

Drake:
yours is really putruding

REN:
oh.. i REALLY thought that was normal..

Drake:
no way

REN:
oh......... this is enlightening

Drake:
For some women.. you have to really find it

REN:
oh......... no wonder

Drake:
no wonder what?

REN:
You always hear about men having difficulty finding it.. i mean, if he can’t find it, I’m sure the woman will show it to him… haha, and i always thought men were just idiots not being able to locate it.. O…..h…. so NOW I know… it ain't that simple.

(The next day, I asked Ruby about it…)

REN:
Did you know that clits are very different amongst women? Someone just highlighted that fact to me..

RUBY:
hmmmmm...i dunno... guys dun normally get to peek down me
much less have their faces in my cunt… me ticklish

REN:
oh yeah..
but you know... you always hear from tv or read articles about how men can’t find it. i ALWAYS thought those men were idiots if they couldn't.. Or the women were stupid enough not to show their men where they were.

RUBY:
yeah.. so its not entirely their fault. Haha

REN:
Yeah.. so now we know…