me a NYMPHO? Ohh the drama!
Ruby Speaks :
Guy wants girl who’s nympho
Guy gets nympho
Guy has sex with nympho
Guy thinks nympho is a whore
Guy no longer likes that girl is nympho
Guy brags to other guys that girl is nympho
Guy tells nympho “not tonight honey I have a headache”
Nympho beats the shit out of guy with a bamboo pole
Ok, except for that last line, I get this crap all the time. Apparently I am a nympho.
I never really thought of myself that way. Although looking back I can see it was kind of inevitable. When I was nine I started masturbating. When I was thirteen I was so horny I didn’t know what to do with myself so I just masturbated more. First blow job at fifteen. Lost virginity at sixteen (and I was the one who pressured my boyfriend into it). Between serious boyfriends at age of 22, became a player.
By that time I’d gotten so much shit that I figured I might as well have the fun that goes with it.
My first boyfriend told me I liked sex too much and that was skanky behavior.My 2nd boyfriend told me I liked sex too much and couldn’t I make less of a deal of it? My current partner told me I like sex too much and he can't keep up with me!
Statements like this me want to cry and then go to the gym and slam weights. WHY THE HYPOCRISY? Why do guys say you want a girl who wants as much sex as a guy and then when you get it you change your mind??
Why does nympho = slut??
My advise :
DON’T ASK FOR A NYMPHO IF YOU CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE IT.
Guy wants girl who’s nympho
Guy gets nympho
Guy has sex with nympho
Guy thinks nympho is a whore
Guy no longer likes that girl is nympho
Guy brags to other guys that girl is nympho
Guy tells nympho “not tonight honey I have a headache”
Nympho beats the shit out of guy with a bamboo pole
Ok, except for that last line, I get this crap all the time. Apparently I am a nympho.
I never really thought of myself that way. Although looking back I can see it was kind of inevitable. When I was nine I started masturbating. When I was thirteen I was so horny I didn’t know what to do with myself so I just masturbated more. First blow job at fifteen. Lost virginity at sixteen (and I was the one who pressured my boyfriend into it). Between serious boyfriends at age of 22, became a player.
By that time I’d gotten so much shit that I figured I might as well have the fun that goes with it.
My first boyfriend told me I liked sex too much and that was skanky behavior.My 2nd boyfriend told me I liked sex too much and couldn’t I make less of a deal of it? My current partner told me I like sex too much and he can't keep up with me!
Statements like this me want to cry and then go to the gym and slam weights. WHY THE HYPOCRISY? Why do guys say you want a girl who wants as much sex as a guy and then when you get it you change your mind??
Why does nympho = slut??
My advise :
DON’T ASK FOR A NYMPHO IF YOU CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE IT.
posted by The S-Word Sisters @ 1:22 PM
1 Comments:
At 4:00 AM,
bigjohnson306 said…
I dont see nymphos as sluts. I do think that its wrong to do stuff behind someones back but if your other is as open minded as i am, I would allow for that person to have one or two other partners. She just has to know where she better be at the end of the night.
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