FUCK 101 Dropouts

*Ren uncovers:

1. May, in her early 30s, has a live-in boyfriend of 10 years.

MAY:
Most porn is offensive to women . I hate the ejaculating on the face. Yuck...

REN:
So what do you do? You swallow?

MAY:
EEEyew…. Disgusting!!!

REN:
Okay, if it’s not your thing.. Fair enough.. So then? where do you like it sprayed?. Breasts? Tummy? Butt?

MAY:
tissue paper.










2. Jerry, 36, is married for 5 years.

REN:
I always wondered.. Who uses flavored condoms?

JERRY:
My wife does.

REN:
Huh???? What do you mean?

JERRY:
There are many flavors… strawberry, chocolate…It’s all for the woman really. It’s for the taste…

REN:
I always wondered who bought those.. I don’t even like the smell. So I’m sure the taste will be too overwhelming.
Actually, why should YOU GUYS bother with the condom at all?

*DEAD SILENCE. I got a long stare.

REN:
So! Skies are looking grey. You think it’s going to rain?

3. Benny, 20, undergrad from Hong Kong.

BENNY:
I don’t think women should perform oral sex.

REN:
Why?

BENNY:
Seems to me like something only prostitutes should do.

REN:
(what the fuck..)

4. Rose, late 40s

REN:
Mood-Lighting plays an important part in sex.

ROSE:
I like to do it in the dark. The darker, the better.

REN:
Sure i'll do it the dark.. but i'm just saying.. MOOD lighting..
I'm not talking about fluorescent lamps..



ROSE:
No, Pitch black. ALL THE TIME. I prefer it that way.

5. Juliana, 30, married for 2 years, Indonesian.

JULIANA:
What is an orgasm?

REN:
You don’t know what an orgasm is?

JULIANA:
I know it by theory. But I don’t know how that feels like. You make it sound explosive.

REN:
Ye….ah.. It is. You never felt it before?

JULIANA:
No. I don’t know what that feels like. It’s basically just opening my legs for my husband.

REN:
Do you know what it’s like to be horny?

JULIANA:
No.

REN:
You never felt like you needed a fuck?

JULIANA:
Not really. It hurts.

REN:
Ok, fine.. But you do know you don’t need a man to get an orgasm?

JULIANA:
Huh? How?

REN:
You’ve never done it yourself at least?

JULIANA:
Are you mad????

6. Christine, 30, married for 4 years.

REN:
Have you been with a circumcised cock?

CHRISTINE:
Yes, I think Roy (her ex-boyfriend) is circumcised.

REN:
YOU THINK??

CHRISTINE:
I’m not sure. I think he is.

REN:
What do you mean “you think“??

CHRISTINE:
I’m not sure.

REN:
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait… you HAVE seen it?

CHRISTINE:
Yes, of course..

REN:
Huh? What do you mean you’re not sure?

CHRISTINE:
I can’t figure it out. I think he is..

REN:
(what the fuck?)