Ruby’s Light Bulb Moment

*after Ruby read what she said in this previous entry:
"What happens when the Sisters suffer from Fuck-Deficiency?"

RUBY:
Ok. I realized I was quite stupid.

REN:
Good. Deserve to be slapped right?

RUBY:
Yeah… Deserve..
oh wise one! maybe i am not made for this relationship thing..
BUT I LIKE HIM SO MUCH.
i will be devastated if i leave him..
HAIIYOHHH! am torn!

REN:
i had this nagging feeling for a long time

RUBY:
what naggy feeling? that i need sex??

REN:
that you would call it quits with teddy one day

RUBY:
I dun want to.. actually. i really LIKE HIM! but the sex thing is killing me!

REN:
liking him is not the point

RUBY:
then what is the point

REN:
just my instinct that it’s to going to last.
but don't trust it.. i'm full of shit sometimes.
i didn't want to say it before, because i didn’t want you to be affected by it

RUBY:
i'm ok..
but the thing is i am torn..
i like him so much.. i am willing to tahan..
but for how long before i break..
hahaha
but right Now.. i feel its Not even taking me much effort to think its ok not be fucked so many times..
hahaha

REN:
that's because you're so busy with work

RUBY:
i cannot help it!

REN:
of course you can help it. people with not enough sex work harder.

RUBY:
YEAHHHH!
am beginning to think that's true!



REN:
Let me tell you then… it IS true.
people who work late in the office either a) have little/bad sex lives, b) married for more than 5 years, c) is a BABI.

RUBY:
i have a sex life.. Weekends.. cut down to one time per weekend.

REN:
Rube, you just proved my point.

RUBY:
CHEBAI LAHHH!

REN:
Hahahahaha…

RUBY:
YEAH!
But he has a beautiful cock.. kNows how to use it... but stingy!

REN:
And if you could get wednesday fucks.. honey, you wouldn't be working late today

RUBY:
yeahhh man! i would have motivation to step it up... and work FAST
so that i can leave at 6pm. hahaha

REN:
so don't give me the workaholic/career woman crap

RUBY:
SHARP!

REN:
workaholic=no fucks
=become a moron
=become juvenile
=waste ren's time

RUBY:
REN!!!!! HELP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what have i become??? what have i become!
yeah... sexless in singapore moron
when did i turn??? vixen to slob man!
i dun even dress up! 3 months already!
HAAAAAAAAIIIYAHHHH!
i need to get my sexuality back!
NEEED IT BACK!
SHALL WE GO OUT FRIDAY?
let me put on my sluttiest outfit..
we shall play lesbos again..
Mr S says i look hot as a dyke..
Hahahahaaaaa

REN:
Actually, you DO look like a hot lesbo.
and we do make an interesting couple.
Poor you.. You’re trying so hard to get back in the game. hahaha..
hey Rube.. Seriously, i think it's time for me to get into a relationship..

RUBY:
YEAH!!!

REN:
I think I have to.. really..

RUBY:
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

REN:
Yeah…..
Maybe THEN, i won't find you so fucking boring.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

RUBY:
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!