COCKtails

Shakespeare once said of alcohol...

“lechery…it provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance.”

RUBY:
alcohol can do wonders to a good man! :P

REN:
to a woman too

RUBY:
hahaha


REN:
but performances may dip.

RUBY:
haahhaa

RUBY:
yeah.. fuck for the sake of fucking.. hahaha

*REN speaks:
I totally agree that alcohol reduces inhibitions and induces sexual desire.
But there are valid reasons for why you shouldn’t drive under its influence. It impairs your judgment and coordination. While you are still willing to have sex when you‘re shitfaced, you will find yourself less capable of demonstrating your best. So you still think you always fucked pretty good? Remember, alcohol affects perception too.

And also, Sex tends to get more aggressive. Erm…actually, THAT’S okay..

What rubbish am I sprouting.. Forget it. Hit me. Hit me with a whiskey shot.

Or simply, just… HIT ME.