What makes Ren and Ruby Spaz-at-first-sight

Dress Sense:
RUBY - white shirt, Bermudas, and loafers
REN - black shirt, jeans, linen pants, sweatshirts.

Color:
REN - a shade that is not stereotypical of any race.
RUBY - white skin

Accent:
REN - Anything but Babi
RUBY - Aussie

Hair:
REN - dark, short, straight, neat
RUBY - none. (yeah, baldies are her latest fetish)

Age:
REN - as long as it’s legal
RUBY - old enough to be her dad

Personality:
REN - strong silent type. Chatty, but a good listener.
RUBY - extreme bad boy or downright nerd

Alcohol Capacity:
REN - I need a fairly good drinker. But we develop a natural high with each other even before our first sips.
RUBY - passes out on his second.

Physical Appearance:
REN - big eyes, sharp nose, and an incredible smile
RUBY - LARDASS.

Language:
REN - English-speaking
RUBY - anyone who took English as a foreign language.

*REN speaks:
Note to self - Wear helmet and padding to cushion Ruby’s blows the next time I meet her. Any resulting injury will be worth it though. I am already dying of laughter anyway! HAHAHAHA!!!