Borderline Lesbians Part I

RUBY:
eventful day on Monday, is it? i came home and u were not on msn!

REN:
funny how the whole world gets suspicious when i'm not on msn

RUBY:
yeah cos it only means 2 things.. drinking or fucking.

REN:
Hahahahaha…

RUBY:
I want to drink today.

REN:
today I have to detox. no $$$$

RUBY:
so bad.. i can afford to still buy u one drink. still within my budget for this week one hour to go to BQ and have one drink?



REN:
kotek you. All the way to BQ for one fucking drink? One for me will definitely turn to 5.

REN:
(After a few HOURS.. I gave in..)
Okokokok.. BQ bar.

RUBY:
BQ! OKOKOKOKOKOK! OKOKOKOOKOKOK! MUUUUAAAHHHH! KISSS U! LOTS LOTS! LOTS LOTS! i literally think i can KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS youuu!!!! i swear!

REN:
now you love me more eh..

RUBY:
KISS KIIISSSS YEAHHHH! more than ever! me so excited! get to seeee my PUKI! even i get to see teddy not as excited as this! YAY! YAY! YAY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! A LOOOOT! A LOOOOT! MUUUAAAHHH! i am literraaaaally gonna KISS you later! NO FRIENDLY PECK SHIT!

REN:
Hahahahaha… i think if one of us were a man, we'd have 10 kids by now

RUBY:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!YEAHHH! YAYYY! YAAAY!

REN:
you kiss me long time later?

RUBY:
YES! kiss u all over your face hahaha! u better bring face wipes.. gonna be a slobbery mess. 2 mins ago i was sad! NOW HAPPPY ALREADY! WOOOOHOOO! WOOOOHOOOO! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
YAY! u can grab my boobs! GRABBB EMMM! its ok! YAYYYYYY!!! yeaaahh! YEAHHH! Me so happy! ME SO HAPPPY! MEEE SOOO HAPPPPPY! YAY! me love me PUKI! me better do my work fast fast so that i can scoot off at 6 sharp to meeeet my PUKIIII! YAY! So excited can scream! CAN SCREAM! CAN SCREAM! my director giving me signs.. why smiling so much? i think when i talk to u i go into hysterics..
maybe that's why i could have been extra emotional these days.. like sad.. sad like that

REN:
because puki me no time this week for you.. you go into depression? hahahahaha ok.. i gotta go get ready now.

RUBY:
WOOOHOOO! WOOOOHOOO! thank you. I got the best PUKI PEA in the world! IN THE WORLD! ME SUDDENLY FLUSHED! LIKE NERVOUS.. EARS BURNING UP! MEET TEDDY ALSO NOT THIS EXCITED!

REN:
shout from the top of UOB building k?

RUBY:
WOOOOOHOOOO! if they opened the top of UOB i will be there! hahahahha okoksee u later! MUUUAAHH!