S-Word Sisters’ first sober date… no more.. (continued)

After watching the Lake House… 5pm at BQ bar. It was empty. The staff was mopping the floor. We went in like we owned the place, and sat at our usual table.

REN:
You do realize they might not be open. No one is here.

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(we were beaming from the prospect of getting our first drink of the day)

RUBY:
We shall wait. Our faces were black since morning.. The moment we got here, we’re smiling non-stop!!! Hahahahaha!

(one of the servers finally came out. We asked if they were open, and she said they weren’t serving till 530pm. We waited patiently.)

REN:
You’re fondling your mug of beer like it was a cock.

RUBY:
I love the feel of the mug.

REN:
Go home and fuck already.

RUBY:
Yeah.. Once a week man.

REN:
Poor girl..

RUBY:
Yeah! Poor me! What about you?

REN:
I’m no nympho.

RUBY:
Puki. Just 2 days ago, you were doing this. (humping an invisible face)

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

REN:
Oh yeah… who was that we were talking about?

RUBY:
It was Mr. C.

REN:
Oh yeah oh yeah.. I remember..

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

REN:
Yeah, and you would do Mr. LA. Geez…

RUBY:
I would! I really think you should get into a relationship. Get a gemuk (translation: fat) too. Then we can double date!

REN:
Hahaha.. Like whom?

RUBY:
Mr EC!!

REN:
Are you nuts?

RUBY:
Oh please, I guarantee.. if you call him right now, and tell him you’d be with him, he’ll ditch his new chick in a second!

REN:
I know..

RUBY:
And then? He really really likes you man..

REN:
Ok.. For YOUR sake!

RUBY:
Yay!!!!

REN:
Mad! Sorry, I just can’t imagine doing this (humping invisible face action) to him.

RUBY:
THAT can be fixed. DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!!

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(2 hours later, we walked out.. On our way to the train station)

RUBY:
Are you drunk? I’m swaying…

REN:
You know what.. So am I!!!

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
What the fuck! We only had 2 drinks!

REN:
Yeah! it's strange, I feel drunker than usual

RUBY:
I think we were too traumatized by the shit movie.

REN:
Yeah.. Even keanu couldn’t save it.

RUBY:
I hope I get fucked tonight.

REN:
You better.

RUBY:
Am I fuckable?

(Ren puts her arms around Ruby, with one leg up and starts humping her.)

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

RUBY:
Thank you!!

REN:
Yeah.. I’m tired of you asking me those stupid questions… thought actions might speak louder than words this time.

RUBY:
YEAH! I NEEDED THAT! THANK YOU!!!