S-Word Sisters’ first sober date… sort of..

Last Saturday on MSN:

RUBY:
Morning!!!! am bored. am bored.. am bored!!!
shall we do movies? like all normal couples.. hahahaha!!

REN:
k. (surfs the internet and suggests the first movie that popped up)
The Lake House?

RUBY:
SET!

REN:
you realize this would be our first SOBER outing?

RUBY:
Yeah!


(at the cinema: We got our tickets, bought pop corn, iced tea, and proceeded to the food court.
15 minutes to kill before the movie starts)

RUBY:
We’re too sober man!

REN:
I know! I don’t know what to do with myself.

RUBY:
Look at this. Iced tea, and coffee. And we’re eating popcorn in the fucking food court. We can’t even watch a movie right.. This feels fucking strange man.

REN:
Look, we can’t even sit right. I think we’re too used to bar stools.

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(as we were walking to the theater)

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

REN:
Why the fuck are we swaying? Not used to walking sober or what..

RUBY:
I think I walk better when I’m drunk.. I feel like I’m going to fall off these steps!! Serious!!
(in the theater)

RUBY:
Ren, I’m bored already.

REN:
I told you, but nnnnnno…. SOMEONE wanted to WATCH a MOVIE…

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

RUBY:
Alright, let’s get this sober date over and done with.
SIGH!!!!!! (slurps her ice tea, wishing it was beer)

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(about 10 minutes into the movie, keanu makes his first appearance. Full body shot)

REN:
(nudges Ruby) Psst! Psst!

RUBY:
What???

REN:
(leans against her and whispers)
Don’t think I don’t know what you’re looking at..

RUBY:
Hahahahaha! Shut up!

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(10 minutes later, another full body shot of keanu)

REN:
Psst! Psst!

RUBY:
What?

REN:
(indicates with hands.. estimating keanu’s cock length and thickness)

RUBY & REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(about one hour into the movie)

RUBY:
Psst! This movie is fucking boring man..

(movie ends)

RUBY:
God.. This is the first and last time we’re doing this.

REN:
NOW will you stop nagging about going on a sober date?

RUBY:
Yeah! NEVER. NEVER, NEVER AGAIN!!!!!
no more… (worn out puki face) I need a drink.
Let’s go to BQ bar.

REN:
Okay, but one or two.. maximum. I have to be sober for a dinner later.

RUBY:
SET!

(evening continues on next entry...)