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Friday, September 08, 2006

It’s All About Closure

RUBY:
just mercy-fuck him and put him out of his misery! (Ruby talking about Ren's friend, Mr LP)

REN:
Nono.. Not going to happen with that one.. And I can’t do mercy-fucks.
If I fuck LP, I’m going to find myself in a relationship. It’s going to be a sticky situation.
Relationship is all good.. I’m ready for one, just not WITH him.. I'm trying my best NOT to start something I can’t at least TRY to finish...

RUBY:
Haiyohhhhh!!!

REN:
On the other hand, if I had to choose a fuck-and-forget cock, whom you know of, it would have to be Mr KM, Kotek Muda (=young cock)… amongst maybe 2-3 other koteks.

This is my theory on unconditional sex with OCs (=old cocks):
first time is kind of an interview.
If he passes, you’d want to do it just one, more, time. It’s he’s bad, it might be unfair to judge solely on the first fuck. Every cock deserves a second chance.
Third time is totally optional.. The way I see it, third time happens because of:
A) Plain horniness
B) Closure
C) A and B

Any more than 3 fucks, you’ll end up
a) in a relationship you didn’t ask for
b) making a fuck buddy lasting for maybe a few years (aka: last-resort-fucks)
c) considering changing your phone number

Agree???

RUBY:
AGREEEE!
i need one fuck for closure.

REN:
Yes! Please do! remember our game! first one who cracks buys drinks! YAY! go fuck! go fuck! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAY!!

RUBY:
hahahaa
i can't. my closure fuck, dennis is not in Singapore. i really wanna fuck him man!
SOOOOOO CUTE FACE!

REN:
i don't remember him being cute.. ok.. let me see the cute face you wanna fuck.. send me a photo.

(RUBY sends photo of Dennis)

REN:
hello! You call THIS cute??! fuck you! this is what you've been raving about? you said nice face

RUBY:
i said nice face.. not gorgeous.

REN:
He looks like one of those psycho drug addict ex-convicts sitting on a broken window ledge of a rundown apartment in Harlem!!!
SPG you..

RUBY:
i am NOT an SPG! shut up ur face! i take offense! i think i gotta settle this dennis thing. gotta give it thought.

REN:
you want to seek closure with THAT? i rather you fuck mr Z (middle eastern cock Ruby met) or brazilian.

RUBY:
dennis is my EX .. the ex i didn't fuck

REN:
up to you man.. but fuck me first .. don't think of fucking me after that kotek goes into your puki.

RUBY:
ok.. i promise u.. before I get married.. i would fuck u first for closure.

REN:
Haha!! i'm so honored! of all the koteks to seek closure with before marriage, you pick moi!

RUBY:
Ya lah!!!!!! Cheeeeeebai!!!!

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