COCK-a-doodle-doo morning, noon and night

RUBY:
i am going to dessert rock.

REN:
oh, i read dessert cock! shit..

RUBY:
Haha.. i am going to head bang till i pass out!

REN:
HEAD bang??

RUBY:
i'd bang u... but i dun have a cock!

REN:
Haha.. you can try.. bang with your tongue babe

RUBY:
when i get back we'll talk!

REN:
don't waste time talking...god i need some action..

RUBY:
who's your man tonight babehhh!

REN:
It’s in the vault.
my friend was saying, how can i get spasms during a meeting?

RUBY:
oooohhhhh!!!! u get that tooo!

REN:
you get it??

RUBY:
i literally CAN when the meeting is dead boring..
yeaaaahh!

REN:
REALLY!!

RUBY:
i zone out.... play a good movie in my head! aaaannnndddd...

REN:
FINALLY!! someone understands!

RUBY:
suddenly... i get all intense and what ever people say seems interesting.. like a porn dialogue.. hahaha

REN:
I know! I know!! my friends say, "well, when i'm at a meeting, I'M AT A MEETING!" but, meetings can be fucking boring.. so.. i need to entertain myself

RUBY:
of cos!
heavy breathing nowwww... eyes becoming more intense.

REN:
lids drooping.. lips gaping

RUBY:
eeeerrrmmmm we all need sssswwweeeeetttt loving...

REN:
mmmm

RUBY:
Your mind is always on COCK..

REN:
where else would it rather be right..

RUBY:
haha.. ooooohhhh gooosssshhh!

REN:
a lot of people found the "fucking cousin" entry hilarious

RUBY:
yeaaah....

REN:
i thought it was fuuuunny. I was likeeee.. my oooh myyy..
that i can be such a fucker to fuck my own blood????

RUBY:
Renny, so notti! cousin also can tekan!

REN:
my mum STILL doesn't trust me. i asked if i were to go on another trip with him would she trust me. she said no. i asked if i admitted i fucked him. would she believe me. she said yes . what the fuck!!

RUBY:
u are my other half!
hahaha who would have thought! we are both fucked from the start..

REN:
but i can walking around the house, or getting ready to go to work, and she so very often tells me.. "girl, even i feel like fucking you"
WHO'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO FUCK BLOOD MAN!! I ran for my life.

RUBY:
we should be proud we're fuckers you know..

REN:
i didn't say i was ashamed. hehe..
she'll come behind me and try to fuck me. i'll tell her.. sorry, you don't have a cock.
she's a riot.

RUBY:
u must bring me home on day!

REN:
yesyes, i will

RUBY:
we will get drunk! and sing songs!

REN:
she tells me i'm obsessed. talking about fucking 24 hours a day . she feels harassed! she told me one day - do you know you're talking about fucking ALL the time? morning, noon and night?

RUBY:
its ok what.. but seriously.. do u think abt it 24/7
i think my thoughts come back to sex every 7 seconds or so..

REN:
Yes . how can it not?

RUBY:
i can be cooking/ doing laundry... walking.. in the car..

REN:
at a meeting..

RUBY:
everything everything can transform into something sexual!
yeeeaaahh.. i never confine myself to just the bed..

REN:
of course not.
filing my nails, walking to the bus stop, drinking coffee.. hmmm.. now you know what was on my mind when i was having my first cup of coffee and cigi in every morning..

RUBY:
yeeeaaahh... i make the coffee and by the time i pour the hot water in.. i want you to be behind me.. eating fudge... i want to smear this all over you and lick it off your delicious self..

REN:
do it baby..

RUBY:
yeaaahhh.. see random thoughts like this..

REN:
ANYTHING.. ANY thing..

RUBY:
anything anything!

REN:
fuck, even when i'm sleeping, i dream of it

RUBY:
i think we are seriously deprived of a good cock..

REN:
so yeah, to answer your question. TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY

RUBY:
hell yeaaahh!

REN:
actually, i'm even worse when I AM getting great sex everyday

RUBY:
yeaaahh....

REN:
you too?????

RUBY:
of cosss..
its good sex!

REN:
spasms are even more frequent when i'm not deprived

RUBY:
nothing is better than good sex.. who says less is more! is WRONG. when u have a good bonk... your entire thoughts for the day would centre around it..

REN:
yup.. and the following months too. no kidding..

RUBY:
his touch... his taste.. how he feels against your skin.. everything is heightened! DEFINATELY!

REN:
fuck, when you can still smell him during the day at work.. shit.. how i get work done, i don't know

RUBY:
yyyeeaaahhh... i know i know! i will be sniffing myself! hahaha

REN:
stressed but with a smile on my face.
i've shown up for work with my shirt worn inside out

RUBY:
hahaha! i have showned up for work.. wearning the same thing i wore the day before!

REN:
Haven’t we all.. i get a feeling people are noticing but maybe they don't

RUBY:
people give us knowing looks.. they do.. my woking place.. very happening..

REN:
maybe only we observe such things

RUBY:
they know when i have had a good nite.. and as i was telling you..

REN:
yesyes..

RUBY:
with my ex-es.. a lot of them travel a lot.. so what i do is i'd ask them to wear the same t-shirt to bed everynight.. for a few days.. then when its time for them to go off... they have to pass me the t-shirt..

REN:
you fuck the shirt?

RUBY:
so i wear the shirt to bed..

REN:
you cum on the shirt?

RUBY:
that's for me to know! but its nice! u should try it..

REN:
then he takes it back, and cums on it too

RUBY:
pls lahhh! its gonna be one dirty shirt.. when it goes ard a couple more times..

REN:
then you do the laundry thinking about the fuck..

RUBY:
now ur making me feel dirty! hahaa!

REN:
SURELY you don't need ME for that.

RUBY:
babe... with you... it will be a disaster zone.. filth! filthy!

REN:
i need bleach.. disinfectant. dettol but what's the point.. it'll get dirty the next second

RUBY:
of cos

REN:
Told you Rube.. TWENTY FOUR hours a day