i'm a one-cock woman

RUBY:
when will u settle for one cock?

REN:
i can. i'm ready.. it's just that i haven't met him

RUBY:
yeaaahh that fab cock u refuse to leave.. for 2 years..

REN:
hahaha shit, you remembered fuck..

RUBY:
of cos babe..

REN: im getting spasms just thinking of it. fuck.

RUBY:
Yyyeeaaahhh

REN:
change the fucking subject!
i'm getting tense!

RUBY:
SERIOUSLY!!
eerrm
let's see.. what kind of man do u like.. CHARACTER WISE not cock size...

REN:
oh.. ! i was about to ask ! haha we're two peas in a pod man hmm

RUBY:
i know.. i can read ur mind babe.. that's why i specified..

REN:
hehe.. 24 hours

RUBY:
yeaaahh so tell me..

REN:
okay, this is a toughie..
i like someone honest, straightforward not afraid to speak his mind not always trying to please me and make me feel good that's annoying. except during fucking

RUBY:
ooii!

REN:
what???

RUBY:
i said clean....
clean...

REN:
oh yeah..

RUBY:
no sex talk..

REN:
hehe... but it WAS clean for 2 seconds

RUBY:
For 2 bloody seconds!
BIG DEAL! is that it?

REN:
erm..

RUBY:
seems like a long list.

REN:
it's simple, but very hard to find

RUBY:
yeaaahh... i think i can settle for one cock.
well i mean... i dun mind

REN:
simple, but imagine one with those characteristics and cock confidence ! i'm beginning to doubt he exists. i know, i know.. back to cock..

RUBY:
He does.. i guess when we find the man.. he would have cock confidence..

REN:
since he's so rare, we'll share when we find one?

RUBY:
we have tons of experince and know how to tell him how to get it! with all the practise rounds we're gonna supply him... how NOT to have cock confidence!
haha! i know the type of man i want for a lifetime! I would have to be comfortable around him. even doing the most mundane of tasks like doing the dishes.. would be fun.. sitting down not doing anything.. silence is magnificient!

REN:
smashing the dishes on the floor and making out on the kitchen counter..

RUBY:
aahhh! that will be a thought to keep.. if i had my way... waaahhhlauuuuuuu! possibilities are endless.. but hey! seeeeee laaahhh! u got me started on sex again..

REN:
TWENTY FOURS A DAY BABE..

RUBY:
i talking serious shit ok? give me a chance to show my romantic side..

REN:
you think i'm joking??
fuck it.

RUBY:
i think if i found someone like that.. it'll be fantastic.. someone who can be alone.. but be together at the same time..

REN:
love that too..

RUBY:
aaaahhhhh nice nice.. i like the domestic life.

REN:
i know what you mean..

RUBY:
but i thought real hard about it.. about marrying simon

REN:
and?

RUBY:
and having the ultimate domestic life.. but i dun think i can have a good life with him..

REN:
why?

RUBY:
he neeeds me too much. way to much..

REN:
you're so out there.. it's natural that he turns possessive

RUBY:
i need a man who is strong enough to have me... trust me with all his heart.. no matter where i've been.. he has to know that i am coming home to him and him only no matter what!

REN:
so basically, you want an idiot? !

RUBY:
No.. that's not an idiot..

REN:
that's an idiot.

RUBY:
that would be a very stong and brave man..

REN:
an idiot.

RUBY:
and i will love him with all my heart and might..

REN:
another idiot.

RUBY:
and if u have to know! if i find that man he will be my last fuck!
from that moment on.. my last and final cock!

REN:
i understand

RUBY:
i am ready to retire.

REN:
22 and ready to retire!!

RUBY:
23... and am ready to retire. i am good. i dun think i would be missing out on too much.

REN:
truth of the matter is, we are fuckers who crave for some stability.. but we haven't met a worthy one.. so the search continues..

RUBY:
profound.

REN:
it's all the same really after you think about it. cocks i mean..

RUBY:
true babe.. but i hope my one and only cock.. comes knocking on my door soon..

REN:
me too..

RUBY:
pppeeekkkaaaa---- BOOOO!

REN:
ooooooooooo..

RUBY:
CHAK!

REN:
peeka BOOM!