Ruby must be Blind Bonking now...

REN speaks:

Today is a good day. Finally did some long overdue shopping with my friend Leanne. God i hate shopping. Ruby called and we briefly updated on our day. i had to hang up soon after, as i was about to get into the fitting room. when i hung up, i was wondering why Ruby was laughing throughout the conversation and Leanne was giggling as well.

REN:
what?! Ruby was laughing too.

LEANNE:
u'know, you sounded JUST like Jane.
(from BBC version of Coupling)

*hahaha... i think it's the result of my accent mixed with the fact that i was turning bimbo after all that shock retail therapy my body was not accustomed to.

Like always, i urged Leanne to end the evening with some form of alcohol... didn't realize till later that even suggesting that was coupling style... Upon my first sip of rose wine, Ruby called again.

REN:
hell-lo darrrrling..

RUBY:
hahaha.. hell-lo! what you doing?

REN:
just on my first wine.

RUBY:
Ren, i'm going on a blind date tonight.

REN:
great! good luck! hahahaha...

RUBY:
can you call me when i give you a signal?

REN:
hahaha.. awlrighty.. i'll be here babe.. but you'll never know how it's going to turn out.

RUBY:
yeah, i know.. but just in case..

REN:
okay! have fun dear!

It's 2:30am.. and no siren has been put on. hmmm.. details tomorrow babe!