Aunty Ruby

RUBY:
u know what i'm doing NEXT sunday

REN:
What?

RUBY:
climb up mount faber. exercise with ted. he wants to man!

REN:
fuck you two... relationship of barely 3 months, and you don't want to stay at home and fuck.
tell him.. "waste time!"

RUBY:
i tried. but teddy will be teddy. Hahaha

REN:
seriously man.. You guys just got together, see each other once/twice a week, and he declares Sunday a REST day!! What the fuck!!!! i don't know what the hell you two are doing.

RUBY:
Hahaha

REN:
you're making my blood boil..

RUBY:
u imagine how i'm feeling if ur boiling man. me frustrated.

REN:
if you're doing these senior citizen activities now, what will you be doing in 6 months?

RUBY:
damn.. i dunno.. raising kids?
hahaha

REN:
God.. You might as well say goodbye to even once a week.

RUBY:
yeah man.. fuck

REN:
You haven't even gone through the regular fucks, and you’re thinking of being a mother. Fuck you.

RUBY:
Hey, u gonna be godma!

REN:
i don't know man.. it's your life.