In Decent Proposals

REN recollects:

I think last weekend saw a record number of cock offers for me.

Friday:
1. old cock who spotted me in a pub
2. Ex-colleague who spotted me in a pub

Saturday:
3. Friend of a friend I met a few weeks ago

Sunday:
4. A girlfriend
5. A threesome

No, I didn’t take up any of the above offers. Ruby must be dying to kick my ass when she reads this… I can hear her now..
“Ren! What’s wrong with you? Just fuck! Do it! Do it! Do it!”

Haha.. Actually, even if I did agree to any one of them, I doubt I’d be writing about it.
One of my best friends, Wendy, read this blog and this is what she said;

WENDY:
REN is so you..

REN:
In what way?

WENDY:
Ren is so secretive. Even the names you use for your GIRLfriends are fake.

REN:
Well... no one I know deserves to be implicated this way.. Yet..

*REN speaks:
I think i'm just by nature, not a girly gusher. While i feel the same levels of enthusiasm when my friends relate their romantic encounters, i will have nothing exciting to report on my end.

Personally, this is what I believe. If I was really excited about a guy, it shouldn’t take much effort for me to "jump the couch".
Many are dying to see the day when that happens.

Well, IF it happens, Wendy promises to pop a cock. i mean.. cork.