Cockanalysis

REN and RUBY continues... on msn at work:

RUBY:
i am in need of some hotness.. fucking chiily in this babi office.. hahaha

REN:
me too.. been sometime since i had spasms

RUBY:
CONFESSION TIME! i had 1 today. i zoned out for 2 seconds..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
and i spasz out! was thinking bout me being taken from behind!
FUCK my fav position!
Hahaha! eeesshh eshhh essssshhhhhh

REN:
mine too!

RUBY:
We’re peas! we know how we like it!

REN:
Puki (pussy in malay) peas

(*Ren speaks: thought I better explain the term puki, because I use it so damn often. Plus, I realized most of my friends are non-babi. And I recently found out a couple of them got to know of my identity earlier than expected. Oops, maybe I should start censoring more.. Haha! Anyway, Puki is pussy in Malay. I use it literally, but more to curse, swear, and more importantly, I say it with tons of affection.)

RUBY:
yeah.. and teddy is GOOOOD! fucks me just right.
no tinge of brazilian and he does as he is told..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
harder... faster.... hahahaha
then... he goes.... baaaaaabeeee... wait waiiit waiiiitttttttttt

REN:
hahahaha

RUBY:
am gonna cum.. Hahaha.. then he'll smack my ass to stop me from moving
Hahaha… ooohhh i leeerrrvvvv

REN:
hahaha
stop it before i fuck you

RUBY:
ooohh am i turning u on babe.. how many spasms did u get?
hahaha

REN:
in a zone.. hahaha
fuck man.. i'm looking at all these babis walking by.. no can do man.. even the fat ang mos are more doable. puki.

RUBY:
hey.. dun say fat ang mohs... i take offence..
Hahha.. my teddy is tubby.

REN:
HAHAHAH! i was just about to say that..

RUBY:
teddy tubby.. its ok.. amazing man... i rikkkeee... all he needs is my dress sense.. which i am slowly imparting..
that day... i made him wear his shirt and berms..
no more polo shirts and berms..
shirts don't cling to his tummy..
as i folded his sleeves...
he listen as well..
hahaha
good student.
I RRRIIIKKKEEE

REN:
sorry, got distracted.. This milo is so fucking cute..

RUBY:
Cibai (pussy in Hokkien) lah!
no milos!

*REN speaks: milo is our lingo for Indians. We just related it to the color of their skin..

REN:
he's got such a beautiful face

RUBY:
NO MILOS!

REN:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
amnesia.. forgot..

RUBY:
beautiful face my milo ass! ur not getting a piece of that!
AT ALL!

REN:
just admiring beauty.. no sin in that!
fucking beautiful face..

RUBY:
take a photo lahhh! ur beautiful cannot trust..
hahaha

REN:
he's beautiful!
but a little too skinny

RUBY:
eeeeeeeeeeeee

REN:
but the face is… perfection..
me like..

RUBY:
i dun like skinny.. me like men with meat
yikes.

REN:
not really skinny.. just that he should be a little bigger that's all

RUBY:
good lahh so we won't fight about the same type of men.

REN:
his face i tell you.. how do i describe him...
hmmm... i think he looks like a taller and skinnier version of your bro, constantine.

RUBY:
then sit on it. hmm... Constantine.. u just want him don't u..
Hahaha..




REN:
siao! (mad in hokkien) YOU are the one who keeps asking me to fuck him!


RUBY:
Hahaha..

REN:
wtf,
Anyway, how do you know i haven't fucked him already?

RUBY:
i will know.

REN:
if you say so

RUBY:
i would have asked him to fuck u. hahaha

REN:
Puki... you're nuts..

RUBY:
yeah! yeah!

REN:
puki.. like i said, what makes you think we haven't fucked?

(*REN speaks: Constantine, if you're reading this, we pass our time at work cock-talking all the time.. So don’t be shitting in your pants out there! Haha!)

REN:
i'm bored at work man.. I’m just looking for things to bullshit about.. Hahaha
hey, ask you something

REN:
would you believe if i fucked Danny?

RUBY:
yes.

REN:
PUKI YOU!

RUBY:
hahahaha

REN:
PUKI to the MAX! you're definitely more beast like than me

RUBY:
and the whole reason ur not with him.. is that u had him...
and he had a small cock! hahaha

REN:
Puki.

RUBY:
thus.. what you always say... the " i find him sweet but just cannot..”
Hahaha

REN:
HAHAHAHA.. good one, but nice try
you're the animal Rube
hahahaha..

RUBY:
hey.. u dun see me fucking my director!
Hahaha

REN:
but if you said you can believe i fucked danny, means you would do him...
you animal

RUBY:
me fuck danny!

REN:
he's sweet.. hahahahaha...

RUBY:
nahhh! my teddy is still smaller than danny..

REN:
would you belive if i said i fucked Jason?

RUBY:
i would fuck Jason.. so i would say yes.... only thing was that he has a bitche's mouth though...
but i like men with a bitchy mouth...
get to talk dirty and get it reciprocated.

REN:
hahaha.. But he's loads of fun

RUBY:
yeah i know.. too bad got Girlfriend.
sigh..

REN:
i played an april fool's joke on a friend one year.. telling him i got pregnant..
immediately, he asked around.. IS IT JASON?

RUBY:
Hahaha.. then?

REN:
my friends here told him i looked sick, bloodshot eyes..
that guy was insisting it was Jason..
shows what people know.. Hahaha..

RUBY:
hahaha
good on you mate!
i am keeping track of who i fuck..

REN:
you and your records
one person we both agree on who is lust-worthy is rashid

RUBY:
yeah rasheeeeeeeeeed..

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
yeahh..

REN:
he's got a beautiful face too

RUBY:
that's true..
beautiful.

REN:
beeeeeeeeeeautiful

RUBY:
uh-huh...uh-huh....

REN:
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
me like... goodlooking but doesn't use it

RUBY:
Bodoh beauty
Hahaha

*REN speaks: bodoh = stupid in malay.. God man Rube.. I think we need a language legend. I’m tired of editing or translating.

REN:
PUKI!
just now i almost bumped into a cute babi.. he was so cute... look so nerdy today.. me like..
heart beating man..

RUBY:
Hahaha then take!
take!
take!

REN:
taken babe...

RUBY:
haiiiyahhh!

REN:
he's the one and only babi i will fuck here
what a cutie
including voice and personality.. i like

RUBY:
oohh yeahhh!

REN:
Then i went to get some work done.. got this cute milo in there.. handsome face.. But the accent is a turnoff..
i even prefer the babi..
see only! no touch...
give me spasm also shiok..

RUBY:
Hahaha.. ok.

REN:
hahahaha

RUBY:
at least for once, babi u like.

REN:
yeah! revolution! haha.. today he wearing glasses.. so cute..
HAHAHAHA.. shocked eh?
i have hope!
Hmmm.. maybe he broke up..

RUBY:
yeaaahhh!

REN:
hahahahahaha
when i'm bored, i get like this.. Full of shit..

RUBY:
hahaha
smell ya later u babi-fied puki! hahaha


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RUBY:
hoi
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hoi!
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HOI!
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HOI!
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HOI!
RUBY:
u there or not?
RUBY:
angry ahhh? i called u a babi-fied puki?
hahaha
RUBY:
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REN:
back! back!
hahahahahaha,, you're so adorable

RUBY:
where did u go?
smell which babi?
ur a changed woman..

REN:
i make sure i experience revelations in my life
milo phase, vegetarian phase, babi.. let's see..
what next..