RacialisDicK Part Two - A Declaration of Celibacy
About 3 months ago:
LEIA:
Are Whites and Indians really bigger?
REN:
Yes.
LEIA:
Really? All the same lah..
REN:
Well, maybe. I mean, the Chinese men I’ve been with weren’t tiny, but the Whites and Indians I’ve been with definitely weren’t amongst the smallest. So I don’t know.
*REN speaks:
This entry and the last (RacialisDicK Part One and Two) are long overdue. Ever since this blog started, my friend Leia encouraged me to write about how cock size might have something to do with racial differences. She thought it’ll be a good read since I possess a distinct affinity for Whites and Indians. My preference is really more for the way they look rather than cock size. I’m a “sucker” for their bigger eyes, deep set eyes, sharp features and sometimes their conventional macho body type.
But fucks aside, even with friends, I relate better to their sense of humor to that of local men. And yeah, a common sense of humor is another major turn on.
So cock size is just a convenient bonus. REEEEALLY! Haha…
************************************************
About 2 months ago:
REN:
You know Rube, I haven’t fucked a Chinese guy in 8 years.
RUBY:
What!!!!!
REN:
Yeah..
RUBY:
EIGHT years???
REN:
Yup. I forgot what a Chinese cock looks like.
RUBY:
Well, you’re not missing anything.
REN:
But I really want to do it. 8 fucking years Rube. I just want to make sure I don’t want it, or at least figure out why I stopped finding them attractive. I don’t remember them being especially bad in bed. So what the hell happened?
RUBY:
Ok, set! We get you a babi! I have a Japanese cock on standby. You want him.
REN:
Er.. Japanese? Didn’t your brother say Japanese porn was full of 2-inch cocks?
RUBY:
Make up your mind woman!
REN:
Well, I don’t want to waste my time either!
RUBY:
How the hell would I know his size? I haven’t seen it. You figure it out since you are the one who wants to be babified!
REN:
Hehehe.. But seriously, I’ve been trying for so long.. I just don’t find them hot. Remember that night at Balaclava? Didn’t work then..
RUBY:
So what is your plan?
REN:
I don’t know.. All I know is, I’m done with old cocks. And I‘ll tell you one thing. listen up..
RUBY:
yeah??
REN:
I'M CELIBATING UNTIL I FUCK A CHINESE MAN.
RUBY:
Shut up your face!
REN:
I’m serious..
RUBY:
You wouldn’t last 2 weeks.
REN:
Fuck, you really think I can’t do a Chinese anymore? Is this the end?
RUBY:
Ah ya… maybe you SHOULD just fuck a babi and get over it. Learn your lesson and move on.
REN:
That’s my intention. I just want to know why I haven’t been able to even date one. And forget about fucking... EIGHT FREAKIN’ YEARS, I never even held a Chinese man’s hands!
RUBY:
Really!!
REN:
Yup. So! I’ve decided. I’m not fucking until I do a Chinese guy. Okok wait.. I think if I do that, I’ll land up in a convent. Ok, what about this.. A date with a Chinese guy, and I will at least go first base with him. Fuck, I can’t imagine myself kissing one. Okok wait, ermm.. A date and I’ll touch his hands. Fuck. How do I do this!!!
RUBY:
Just close your eyes and do it. Do it. Do it!
REN:
Rube, do you know how difficult it is for me? It’s like you doing an Indian. You wanted to go back to your roots with me, but you couldn’t. but this is something I want to do. I need to know. My mind is willing, but it’s like my sexual aura poofs when it comes close to a babi.
RUBY:
So just go to a pub, pick up a babi, and fuck lah!
REN:
But, but, but..
RUBY:
Ren, why do you even bother…
REN:
Self-satisfaction. Self-discovery. You know me.. I’m warped sometimes.
*REN speaks:
So what happened since this conversation 2 months ago?
When I told a few close friends about this endeavor, they just laughed in my face, implying I’m fighting a losing battle. I would defend myself, saying I do find a few Chinese guys cute.
But imagine this… Over the last 8 years, I found only 3 datable Chinese men. The rest were in the you've-got-to-be-kidding-me category. SO! That doesn’t leave me with much choice eh.. The search continues…
Fuck, is it going to take me another 8 years to find ONE Chinese guy? And i'm just talking about a date here!
Just so you know.. I'm still living up to my vow. I think I might have forgotten how to fuck. Ren is offically a reborn virgin. Why, oh why, do I do these things to myself…
LEIA:
Are Whites and Indians really bigger?
REN:
Yes.
LEIA:
Really? All the same lah..
REN:
Well, maybe. I mean, the Chinese men I’ve been with weren’t tiny, but the Whites and Indians I’ve been with definitely weren’t amongst the smallest. So I don’t know.
*REN speaks:
This entry and the last (RacialisDicK Part One and Two) are long overdue. Ever since this blog started, my friend Leia encouraged me to write about how cock size might have something to do with racial differences. She thought it’ll be a good read since I possess a distinct affinity for Whites and Indians. My preference is really more for the way they look rather than cock size. I’m a “sucker” for their bigger eyes, deep set eyes, sharp features and sometimes their conventional macho body type.
But fucks aside, even with friends, I relate better to their sense of humor to that of local men. And yeah, a common sense of humor is another major turn on.
So cock size is just a convenient bonus. REEEEALLY! Haha…
************************************************
About 2 months ago:
REN:
You know Rube, I haven’t fucked a Chinese guy in 8 years.
RUBY:
What!!!!!
REN:
Yeah..
RUBY:
EIGHT years???
REN:
Yup. I forgot what a Chinese cock looks like.
RUBY:
Well, you’re not missing anything.
REN:
But I really want to do it. 8 fucking years Rube. I just want to make sure I don’t want it, or at least figure out why I stopped finding them attractive. I don’t remember them being especially bad in bed. So what the hell happened?
RUBY:
Ok, set! We get you a babi! I have a Japanese cock on standby. You want him.
REN:
Er.. Japanese? Didn’t your brother say Japanese porn was full of 2-inch cocks?
RUBY:
Make up your mind woman!
REN:
Well, I don’t want to waste my time either!
RUBY:
How the hell would I know his size? I haven’t seen it. You figure it out since you are the one who wants to be babified!
REN:
Hehehe.. But seriously, I’ve been trying for so long.. I just don’t find them hot. Remember that night at Balaclava? Didn’t work then..
RUBY:
So what is your plan?
REN:
I don’t know.. All I know is, I’m done with old cocks. And I‘ll tell you one thing. listen up..
RUBY:
yeah??
REN:
I'M CELIBATING UNTIL I FUCK A CHINESE MAN.
RUBY:
Shut up your face!
REN:
I’m serious..
RUBY:
You wouldn’t last 2 weeks.
REN:
Fuck, you really think I can’t do a Chinese anymore? Is this the end?
RUBY:
Ah ya… maybe you SHOULD just fuck a babi and get over it. Learn your lesson and move on.
REN:
That’s my intention. I just want to know why I haven’t been able to even date one. And forget about fucking... EIGHT FREAKIN’ YEARS, I never even held a Chinese man’s hands!
RUBY:
Really!!
REN:
Yup. So! I’ve decided. I’m not fucking until I do a Chinese guy. Okok wait.. I think if I do that, I’ll land up in a convent. Ok, what about this.. A date with a Chinese guy, and I will at least go first base with him. Fuck, I can’t imagine myself kissing one. Okok wait, ermm.. A date and I’ll touch his hands. Fuck. How do I do this!!!
RUBY:
Just close your eyes and do it. Do it. Do it!
REN:
Rube, do you know how difficult it is for me? It’s like you doing an Indian. You wanted to go back to your roots with me, but you couldn’t. but this is something I want to do. I need to know. My mind is willing, but it’s like my sexual aura poofs when it comes close to a babi.
RUBY:
So just go to a pub, pick up a babi, and fuck lah!
REN:
But, but, but..
RUBY:
Ren, why do you even bother…
REN:
Self-satisfaction. Self-discovery. You know me.. I’m warped sometimes.
*REN speaks:
So what happened since this conversation 2 months ago?
When I told a few close friends about this endeavor, they just laughed in my face, implying I’m fighting a losing battle. I would defend myself, saying I do find a few Chinese guys cute.
But imagine this… Over the last 8 years, I found only 3 datable Chinese men. The rest were in the you've-got-to-be-kidding-me category. SO! That doesn’t leave me with much choice eh.. The search continues…
Fuck, is it going to take me another 8 years to find ONE Chinese guy? And i'm just talking about a date here!
Just so you know.. I'm still living up to my vow. I think I might have forgotten how to fuck. Ren is offically a reborn virgin. Why, oh why, do I do these things to myself…
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