Mommy Dearest Episode 7

REN speaks:
Mum was telling me about her friend, Annie. Annie was complaining about her boyfriend, Tony. Tony sticks to her like glue 24 hours a day.

MUM:
It’s horrible. How can any woman take it.. A man always wanting it..

REN:
Wait, wait, wait… wwwwwwwwwwwwait… so by sticking to her like glue, it’s not because he’s possessive, but rather he wants to fuck her all the time?

MUM:
Yeah.

REN:
THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM???!!!!!

MUM:
Come on man! Like ALL the time? You need to be in the mood for these things..

REN:
Not in the mood??? Not in the mood? NOT IN THE MOOOOOOD????
She jolly well GET in the mood!!
For pete’s sake! She’s fucking 65!! She dares to complain????? She’s god damn lucky she can still get it!! Not to mention the fact that Tony can still fuck at HIS age!
HELL!!!! If SHE’S not having him, I’LL take him!!!!