Have you ever been so horny, you…

-wished your bus ride was longer than it is, especially when you’re seated near the engine?

-missed your bus/train stop because you were so absorbed in a sexual thought?

-moaned so loud, the passenger in front of you turns to wonder if you were talking to them?

-had to take deep breaths every 5 seconds so as not to moan in public?

-went out of breath even when you were stationery?

-walked each step like you were making love to the floor?

-lost your balance because of uncontrollable spasms?

-dropped a hair clip because the spasms reached the tip of your fingers?

-gripped on to your mobile phone so tight, because you were afraid your shaking hands might not be able to hold on to it?

-couldn’t eat because holding on to cutlery with trembling hands was a challenge in itself?

-walked purposefully to a destination, but forgot where the hell you were going halfway?

-couldn’t stand up from your seat at work because your vagina was pulsating out of control?

-needed to stand up because sitting and crossing your legs was too “painful”?

-felt like you could cum by the slightest body contact?

-secretly wished there was an anesthetic you could take to tone town the sensation in your puki?

-couldn’t wait to gulp down 4 large drinks so as to numb the discomfort?

- felt like you could do anyone, and worry like hell that you might do something/someone you’ll regret?

- felt so tense you couldn’t even look into someone’s eyes, or have a proper conversation?

- felt so tense you couldn’t even crack a friendly smile?

-get turned on by the strands of your own hair brushing against your shoulders?

-had to make frequent visits to the ladies for the sole purpose of cleaning up?

-lost concentration during a work meeting because you drifted off to a sexual fantasy?

-were almost convinced that the constant throbbing below could be an infection?


*REN speaks:
Come on ladies, tell me NOW… PLEASE!!!
that I am not the only one..
because I COULD go on..

Related entries:
http://s-wordsisters.blogspot.com/2006/06/take-precaution-for-spasms-cos-its.html
http://s-wordsisters.blogspot.com/2006/06/puki-has-pulse.html