The S-word Sisterhood

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Mommy Dearest Episode 8

REN speaks:

This morning in the dining room:

REN:
Do you happen to be going to IKEA today?

MUM:
Maybe… Why? You need wine glasses?

REN:
Hahahahaha… er… no… why do you assume I want glasses?

MUM:
What else is there with you? It must be something to do with Indians or Alcohol.

REN:
Hahahahahahaha!!! But you’re right.. I want to check out something for an Indian friend.

MUM:
See? What did I tell you?

REN:
Hehehe…

MUM:
Which reminds me, you better take care of your liver..

REN:
Ya ya ya…

MUM:
(loud frustrated sigh)
Bloody fool… you take SSSSSUCH excellent care of your puki (pussy), but fucking neglect your liver. CHEEBAI!!!!

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