Give it up, Jay

Jay on MSN with Ren:

JAY:
damn!!! was really hopin you swing'd

REN:
i failed miserably.. haha

JAY:
maybe it was the wrong woman.. Haha..
every boys dream … you should try again

REN:
i might .. but i have high taste

JAY:
I know you, very dark vader!

REN:
Me? Little ol me? me the simple gal

JAY:
yeah right

REN:
guess who i find fucking attractive

JAY:
please do tell. i know you wouldn't tell me

REN:
i'm just asking you to guess .. i'm just saying i find her attractive.. not like i want to fuck her. well, maybe.. haha

JAY:
haha, okay ...who?

REN:
Bree. (Jay’s “girlfriend”)

JAY:
haha, damn. You’re goin for my legs again

REN:
just find her hot.. no sin in that, is there?

JAY:
ofcoz not. so do it!

REN:
haha.. Nah .. i'm just saying she's one fine woman

JAY:
that why i had to make her mine. well at least for now

REN:
good taste

JAY:
thks

REN:
for now? she's a fuck buddy or what

JAY:
no no.... totally babe no 1 .. but taking each day as it comes

REN:
i see.. well, if YOU’RE not having her... HAHAHA

JAY:
well you'll have come via me to get her

REN:
haha.. you wish. not many girls are like Bree.. she knows she's hot, but she doesn't shout it out to the world. she's one of those who looks gorgeous even in the mornings . i'm just guessing.

JAY:
well I hope she doesn't...can't afford to have to many men looking her way

REN:
well, you can't control that. she already has one woman checking her out.. haha

JAY:
I'm totally for that.

REN:
i'm sure you are.. i'm sure you are..

Didn't I mention I was Straight 8?

REN speaks:
Over 5 months ago, I gave my friend Jay the impression that Ruby was my lesbian partner. He and his girlfriend (whom I always thought then, could be the only girl I could swing for… but that‘s another story.) met us just that once, but they recognized Ruby instantly when they bumped into her a few days ago.

The next day on MSN:

REN:
yo.. so you met my girly last night.. haha

JAY:
yeah, she's a fun chick

REN:
of course

JAY:
have my right eye on her

REN:
hahaha

JAY:
may have to take her from you!!!!

REN:
lucky for you then.. I’ve decided i'm god damn straight

JAY:
just like that? when?

REN:
quite recently.. not my thing.

JAY:
Have to say ...the 2 of you together...hmmmm

REN:
hahaha

JAY:
Nice……..

REN:
But my hormones won't cooperate with women. believe me i tried. hahaha

JAY:
Would cut my right foot for that.

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These are some of the other reactions i got since i told a selected few about the end of my lesbian curiosity:

-try another woman.
-maybe you should try me.
-let me watch next time..
-I wish I was there.

Comment on the blog from Anonymous:
You guys should try using "toys" with each other. Then you might enjoy your lesbian encounters.