The Morning After

RUBY:
poo
poo
poo
poo!!!!
i need to fuck lah poo

REN:
fucking is not important poo
control yourself


RUBY:
i am spazzing out of control.


REN:
it's no big deal


RUBY:
but 1 final fuck before celibacy?


REN:
HAHAHAHAHA!!
let me tell you.. that NEVER works


RUBY:
cos i need to prepare myself.
like the last fuck ended with the "I will fuck u later" notion
i think i need to come intensely and i will be alright.





REN:
i guess.. but what's the thrill.. after the deed, i go to myself.. what the hell was that for?
when i feel cold inside and can't wait to fuck off from his bed ASAP and go home, that's when i know..
the guy's not for me.

Dateless on Valentine's Day

RUBY:
i think if i dun have a date on valentine's day i will CRY!
we date each other
hahaha
i already didn't have a date last year!
My date was my own brother!
hahaha
SO SAD!

REN:
USELESS!

RUBY:
CHEBAI!
never felt so LOW!
wahaha
but i had fun.. i Got a rose but that was also free..

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
the cinema was giving it out!
SO BLOODY SAD right!
CHEBAI!

REN:
my valentine's day last year happened just before i met you for the first time.
food and wine and all that crap.. nothing worth mentioning.
hahaha

RUBY:
SHUT UP!
dun need to know!

REN:
ah ya.. i wasn't that interested in the guy. so it was a bit of a torture.
WASTE TIME

RUBY:
better than my V day right?
cinema with the bro!

REN:
HAHAHAHA

RUBY:
and i paid for tickets! CHEBAI!
wahaha
Free Flower..
he came late also!
wahlau!
wahaha

REN:
HAHAHAHA
poor pea!

RUBY:
i remember so clearly!
yeah lah!
that's why.
i need a proper date.

REN:
actually i don't think i'll go out this valentine's day

RUBY:
CHEBAI U!

REN:
what chebai

RUBY:
if we dun find dates.
we'll date with ourselves.
hahahaha

REN:
cannot stay home is it?

RUBY:
maybe join some speed dating thing!

REN:
eeeeeeeeeeeee
cheeeeeeeeeeeeesy

RUBY:
hahaha
then all the more we need dates!

REN:
ah ya.. i got no mood for this kind of thing.. especially when i'm not into the guy

RUBY:
how to write a spifffy ad for dates!
what is the big problem
then end of the night tell them we're lesbians... then go home lah!
No BIGGIE!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
No loss!

REN:
you and your weird obsessions
i don't give a fuck
it's a torure just to go out just for the hell of it

RUBY:
i want a date for V-day.. cos i know Going to work that that will leave me pukish
all the flowers..
all the soft toys..
all the couples on the fucking trains!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
I will FUCKING DIE!
maybe i should take leave and stay home.
stay cooped up!

REN:
you're mad.
what's the big deal

RUBY:
the big deal is i always have something to do on V-day.. i never had nothing to do since last year..
i thought i could handle it.
but i can't bear another V-day alone.

REN:
ya la.. you always need a kotek

RUBY:
you can have mr LP for V day

REN:
well, he's nice, but for what fuck. after one V day date, kena relationship with him.. die man..

RUBY:
i think you would have a fun V day with him

REN:
i don't feel that way about him.. how is it supposed to be fun?

RUBY:
but u always have fun out with him right
it won't be different

REN:
as a friend.. yes.
how am i supposed to go on a v day date when i can't even kiss my date goodbye?
WASTE TIME!

RUBY:
cheek
sweet

REN:
even on the cheeks i can't..

RUBY:
haiyoh
its Not so bad lah
mercy fuck him
close eyes

REN:
HAHAHA
no way.

RUBY:
as long as u happy lah..
i don't care! we shall plot!!!!