It's Party Time!

RUBY:
can u think of a whorehouse we can go to?

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
just for the fun of it!

REN:
i don't know.. you know what, I never actively picked a guy up in a club

RUBY:
huh???? never! well.. sometimes desperate times calls for desperate measures!
of cos.. in bars everyone's looking for JUST THIS ONE THING, that got me tripping!

REN:
When I got picked up, I’d entertain if they were attractive, but I never ended up going back with anyone.

RUBY:
ok... i will try to do the same! hahaha

REN speaks:
I’ll be partying with Rube for the first time tomorrow night. Stay tuned…

Happy Birthday Ruby!!!

RUBY:
i have decided.. from 23 - 24.. i will wanna ooze crazy sensuality!
hook a really good dick i could have for life..
24 -26 Date...
27 contemplate marriage..
28 HAVE KIDDDIIIIIEESS! MANY MANY!
that's my plan.

REN: wishing you all the success in your 5-year cock plan Rube...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SWALLOW Seems To Be The Hardest Word

RUBY:
hmm.. did u know... i actually thought it was rude to spit it out.. when he cums in your mouth.. then i realised i was CONNED! i dun mind the taste... i love it! no need for messy clean-ups..
cum contains about 9 calories per teaspoon or something rich in protein..

REN:
yup

RUBY:
good for the face..

REN:
maybe that's why we have good skin

RUBY:
yeaaaahhh! could have some truth to that!
u know what i can't stand?
sometimes they look like they are really gonna blow and i am expecting a huge load.. but it comes out only 2 spurts..
Waste current!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
i'll be like... is that all?

REN:
tell him.. but i was thirsty!

RUBY:
cheque pls! time to check out!

REN speaks:
This might come as a cock-shocker. There are women out there who aren’t even open to oral sex. Unless the man doesn’t practice proper cock-care, or smells/tastes extremely funky, there is really no excuse for women to deny their men of the pleasure.. And vice versa.

After some careful analysis and case studies, Ruby and I found out why some women are resistant to the suck and/or swallow variation. So we thought we should help with some possible solutions. Why do you need solutions? Because it IS a problem.

Main concerns- cleanliness, smell and taste

1. Wash. Take that little extra time in the shower. Or if you have to, wash before the act.

2. Diet. Lots of fruits and vegetables.

3. Alcohol. No more than 2 servings before.

*If however, you have moral issues against it, not to worry, your partner will find it elsewhere.

Fuckable Faces

RUBY:
hmmm.... i will think about it when i get to the 5 year mark! hahaha i love being imaginative.. simon and me.. screwed... everyday for 6 months.. when we were together.. we never got bored.. i remember.. there was this one day.. when i called him at 545 telling him i'll be home by 630.. and when i get home.. i wanted all the curtains to be drawn.. and i gave him specific instructions to light a candle in the shower.. and wait for me there naked. he dropped everything.. and practically ran home.. when i got home... from outside the bathroom.. i told him to just stand there... i walked in fully clothed.. with him naked... i turned on the shower.. still with my clothes on.. and went down on him... i didn't speak the whole time i was in the shower. it completely blew him away.. it was the most liberating and sexually satisfying thing i have ever done..... it still takes my breath away just thinking about it! and its really nice.. cos the candle just creates the mood lighting that i wanted.. even though it was still a little bright.. most satisfying blow!
yes... Jackrabbit style... that's it.. they are like robots... pump and pump and pump... until they cum. i never like jackrabbit sex.. gives me a headache.

REN:
i like that when their body is really flat on me.

RUBY:
yeah... but i like it when i can feel their whole body weight on me..

REN:
hey, some men look horrible when they're fucking. their face i mean.

RUBY:
hahah!

REN:
really!

RUBY:
i like the bitting lip face... i kNow what u mean!

REN:
was excited over this gorgeous guy once, but when he was on top of me,, i saw his face.. yuck

RUBY:
close ur eyes!

REN:
but i like to see

RUBY:
haha

REN:
what a letdown.. otherwise he was super gorgeous

Hey, what about REN's dry spell?

REN:
with my coke and muruku.

RUBY:
muruku??? hahahah! goossshhh! No comment.

REN:
haha

RUBY:
so how...

REN:
don't know..

RUBY:
is that gonna be your dinner.. muruku and coke..

REN:
i ate dinner.

RUBY:
what did u have?

REN:
! i made pasta

RUBY:
Italian ehh?

REN:
i want italian meat ! i think it's the only one i'll do at the moment authentic one.

RUBY:
yeaaahhh! i kNow u do!

REN:
need to go there

RUBY:
sure can find lahh!

REN:
the ones here no shiok man the italians in singapore.. no kick

RUBY:
hahah! need to go find! what's ur deal with italians anyway? i kNow a lot of them like Indians!

REN:
maybe that's why.. i told an indian friend, i'm quitting indians. i want italians

RUBY:
...who are u kidding??

REN:
ha said, it's the same bloody thing. he said i like them because they look like indians!
haha..

RUBY:
u surely will go back to an indian!

REN:
really ah.. that's what they all say

RUBY:
sure thing?

REN:
i don't want man

RUBY:
i kNow for myself... i am always with ang mohs.. but somehow.. i know i'm gonna end up with a chinese man! hahaha Make a chin-dian baby

REN:
me too

RUBY:
hha yeahhh.. then our kids will look alike for once! hahaha despite our colour difference!
oohh well.. but i kNow.. i'm either gonna end up with and angmo or chinese.. that's all there is to it.. 3rd choice.. Jordanian!

REN:
for me, it's ang mo or indian. ! that's what my mum predicts haha

RUBY:
hahah! she's right.. i see it happening! :P

REN:
jordanian, arab, middle eastern, italian, indian, pakistani.. all the same man... i like that kind of look

RUBY:
yeahh! deep eyes... sharp nOse hhhhaaa.... currenly i am in love with Adam Levigne of Maroon 5 and Daniel Craig i like their look!

REN:
read my blog about Bad Boy vs Nice Guy Syndrome ?

RUBY:
yes... i agree with the 3rd option.. SAYID syed.. has all sides... ANIMAL have... sweet nature have.. everything!

REN:
i know!

RUBY:
i wonder if my gentle giant is like that as well! hahaha

REN:
but women are just so obsessed with jack. alah ..

RUBY:
naaahh!

REN:
i dun like jack ..it takes a deeper woman to spot talent .. deeper women.

RUBY:
of cos! so when are u gonna break open ur bloody padlock? (to Ren's chastity belt)

REN:
hha ! when i meet a fuck worthy cock

RUBY:
i am sick of me telling all the details..

REN:
well, i got no life now

RUBY:
i'm picky with my men as well.. but cocks are cocks man.. i canNot let one pass... but does that make me desperate screw?

REN:
no.. you 're a go-getter.

RUBY:
yeaaahhh! but then again.. i didnt get cock yesterday..

REN:
i just dont want it enough yet

RUBY:
"u dun want it eNough... haiiizzz... wait lahhh! until u get so desperate.. then u have Nobody to screw then u kNow.. the less u play the game... you will lose it
i know.. it's just with the old stock
no worries.. i got supply!
Fact number 6 : The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

REN:
i know that

RUBY:
i think u are crossing over..

REN:
to what side

RUBY:
to the ONE MAN FOR LIFE SIDE

REN:
yes i am

RUBY:
u have played eNough..

REN:
maybe not for life

RUBY:
Now u just want a stable fuck

REN:
yes i prefer a stable fuck

RUBY:
its been 8 days since i got home.. i have had 2 cocks.. one fuctioning.. and the other useless.. so technically i had 1 screw..

REN:
yeah.. that's still one more than me.

RUBY:
haha3 shut up! hahaha in a stable relationship.. i can screw 7 times a week and it would be great.. now that i am single.. i am taking a reduction of more than 75% a week! its bad! my body still canNot get used to it..

REN:
used to not fucking?

RUBY:
yeah.. cos i am very sensual and sexual by nature

REN:
you might be nympho

RUBY:
i am. without a doubt.. i get depressed if i dun screw

REN:
are you sure you can settle for one cock?

RUBY:
ONE GOOD COCK!

REN:
i'm serious

RUBY:
i am! just let me find that one cock!

REN:
even that one cock has limitations

RUBY:
well........ u can always teach that one cock new tricks!

About the morning after...

RUBY:
so how come ur still a V.. u haven't found anyone fuck worthy?

REN:
yeah i'm really not interested. don't know why bored

RUBY:
i think u have lost it! hahaha

REN:
jelak.

RUBY:
we better try to fix it man.. so how is Saturday for u? u can confirm or not!

REN:
yes yes!! We’re meeting.. After so long.. One month since I last saw you. i don't like one night stands though

RUBY:
i am not asking you to have a one nite stand.

REN:
oh, then what..

RUBY:
we go out and have a fantastic time lahh! just chit chat.. make Noise.. tease a few men..

REN:
of course..

RUBY:
i couldn;t do anything all day... couldn't concentrate.. my mind kept on having flashbacks! i was checking my whole body today... stared in the mirror looked at my face a million times.. checked my boobs!

REN:
and?

RUBY:
checked everything..

REN:
checked for what

RUBY:
i dun see anything wrong with me!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
checked if i had an "UN-FUCKABLE" chop plastered anywhere on me! i was that deranged today...

REN:
poor girl.. it's not you hon..

RUBY:
if u were a man.. would u fuck me??

REN:
yes yes!! ah yo... that night really created problems for you man..

RUBY:
yaaahhh! i am beginning to doubt my abilities..

REN:
but then again, i don't know your abilities. you have to show me. hha

RUBY:
i mean... i have been told that i give fantastic head.. am very humourous... intellectual.. make a mean breakfast/lunch/dinner... can make the bed really nice.. i mean what more is there! babe... if i were to go down on you... what's gonna happen to the rest of the men who we are about to sample.. so wasted..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
cos i can see u falling in love with me! hahahah:P i SO SPECIAL! i kNOw!
hahaha yeahh.. back to this problem! howwww lahhhh!

REN:
i don't see a problem babe. don't read too much into it

RUBY:
yeahh.. i'll stop once i get cock.

REN:
go get one tonight

RUBY:
i can't! i have an early morning tomorrow.. important day.. dun wanna risk being late! i kNow if i go out tonight.. i'm gonna end up exhausted tomorrow.. its Not like i will go over, screw once and go home..

REN:
that's true.. haha

RUBY:
i like sleepovers cos then.. i can screw as many times as i want!

REN:
i actually don't like to sleepover

RUBY:
i like going down on a man while he's asleep.. its a nice surprise to wake up with a mouth on their dicks!
u prefer ur own bed..

REN:
maybe. but i also don't want to see him in the morning

RUBY:
hahahah! ooohh...

REN:
depends actually.. if i don't want to see him again, i feel that.

RUBY:
yeah... of cos lahhh! i only have sleepovers when i decide that i would want to see him again.. if Not.. i won't even bother..

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
unless... he has a good cock..

REN:
another thing about me.. i don't NEED to cuddle

RUBY:
me too... but you'll be surprised how many men want to cuddle.. i always get smouldered

REN:
maybe they cuddle because they think women like it

RUBY:
yeah... but they Normally fall asleep holding me.... i think my body like mattress!

REN:
maybe a courtesy cuddle after is fine.. then, after THAT, gimme my space.. till the next round..

RUBY:
hahah!
u kNow what i Normally do.. after sex.. find my panties!

REN:
why?

RUBY:
i dunNo.. i just like to kNow where they are... its weird right?

REN:
why don't you find them when you need them?

RUBY:
i duNNo.. i've always been like that.. Simon used to hide my panties all the time.. until its time for breakfast

Ruby's second dose towards solving her dry spell

(details of first dose here)

3/26/2006 11:00:36 AM

RUBY:
yo... i had such a bad nite yesterday

REN:
what happened last night?

RUBY:
i dun even wanna say! i am repressed and depressed

REN:
this sounds bad... why babe?

RUBY:
yeaaahhhh.. cos i was seriously out to screw yesterday... i was burning to fuck! damn bloody horny!

REN:
and then?

RUBY:
so we went for dinner, had drinks and everything.. then left for his place.. he couldn't get it up lahhh!

REN:
shit!!

RUBY:
yeah.. he is an emotional wreak.. started talking to me about how he's thinking about his ex.. and everything.. so i just held him the whole night we cuddled and i told him its ok.. and i made a few jokes... he laughed and told me how much he's attracted to me.. but somehow.. he kNows he's gonna push me away some time or aNOther. cos he's just can't let go of his ex..

REN:
:(

RUBY:
yeah...

REN:
tell him it's just the sex. ! is it?

RUBY:
yeahh i did! but he wants something more.. he told me.. Normally girls would just get up and go.. he was so shocked when i stayed and cuddled him.. aaaahhh! i'm too nice for my own good and NOW.. i am fucked! cos my loins are aching!

REN:
what do you mean "Normally girls would just get up and go" .. that happens so often? bad sign...

RUBY:
nah.. he said he had 3 girls in the past 2 months.. wasn't happening lahh!

REN:
my god.. how embarrassing..

RUBY:
u can imagine how frustrated i am.. but i kNow its Not his fault.. he told me.. he doesn't know what was wrong with him also!

REN:
poor boy... maybe psychological, maybe medical

RUBY:
could be... so i cuddled.. that's all. SLOW nite.. hahaha

REN:
he can still use hands.. at least your trip won't be that wasted.

RUBY:
.. but i wasn't in the mood already.. so KHALAS! i may need to call for reinforcement tonight

REN:
haha poor girl.. anti climax last night.. how frustrating

RUBY:
yeaaahh.. i feel so lousy! gooossshhh!



3/26/2006 5:50:57 PM

RUBY:
i still cannot shake the feeling off.. i can't believe he couldn't get hard. i need a good fuck to keep my mind off things..

REN:
so how do you feel? that he can't function, or you can't function? haha

RUBY:
he can't function.. but this is a first time.. it has never happned to me. no man has ever remained soft with me... my ego is bruised manz even though i know its not my fault..

REN:
it's not you babe he had the problem with 3 other girls right?

RUBY:
yeahhh.. but still

REN:
but damn anit climax man..

RUBY:
i am dying for cock!

REN:
shiok for awhile, then cannot stand. basket..

RUBY:
the next screw i get is surely gonna be in for it! i will give him power power.. blow his brains out!

the messier the better!

SCRUFFY.............
Yum YUM!








Ruby says:
He’s unconventional, witty, terse, a true maverick who bows to no man (or woman). His thick stubble brings attention to truly piercing eyes, which speak volumes, even when he says little. Are they conventionally handsome men? No. But the face is so interesting, so expressive, that it ceases to matter. He’s complicated, and women respond to them.

Perhaps the biggest reason we are drawn to these faces is because we can relate to them, on some level, with the men in our lives. In real life men aren’t the perennially young, smooth-faced men of sitcoms.

They’re complex, multi-dimensional. Crow’s feet can come out at the corner of their eyes when they smile. Sometimes, their foreheads are creased from years of thought and worry. They age. And the hair on each man’s face tells a story, whether it’s the five o’clock shadow revealing that it’s been a long day at the office or a sexy beard that just grows cos he has no time to shave..

just looking at the abundance of scruffy men on the street.. I adore them. I love the way they smell, their scruffy skin, their broad shoulders, their big hands and of cos their slongs.. I love the way they like their beer and porn and all that other manly stuff.

I love that it's okay that I prefer wine coolers and erotica, because I'm allowed to be a girl around them.. *slips into day dream mode... Thinking of Simon's cock...*

Bad Boy vs Nice Guy Syndrome

REN speaks:

Bridget Jones had Darcy at her disposal, and yet, she was still crawling back to Cleaver.
Sounds familiar? Complete bastards. So why? Why are we all suckers to these bad boy types? Well, they must have attended some con-like-cleaver workshop. Because they know exactly what to say to make us feel good. They make us feel important. They make us feel sexy.

Every girl craves or secretly craves for a bad boy type AT LEAST once in her life. MAYBE till they learn their lesson the hard way of not falling in love with them. Even then, MA…YBE.

I, on the other hand, am perhaps even more foolish, to be still harboring the hope for the IMPOSSIBLE dream of finding a man who is part Darcy (devoted and real) and part Cleaver (exciting and spontaneous).

Hmmm.. And people wonder why I am still single.

Some fuck-for-thought:
Let’s take the example of the love triangle between Jack, Kate and Sawyer in the television series, LOST. Whom would you like to see Kate end up with?

Option 1: Many of us would vote for Jack. Mr Nice Guy.

Sure, Kate and Jack paints a perfect happily-ever-after picture. And Jack probably represents the more logical choice for women in the real world..

Option 2: Kate and SAWYER.

NOW we’ve got one of the biggest sub-plots in the series!! Point taken?

I’m just acting diplomatic. Hurry up Kate. Build a tent, yank one of them in and set off for a horizontal hike already!

Okay, whom would I choose? In my fantasy world, I’ll marry Jack and keep Sawyer for my hot affair!

But honestly? If I were Kate?
I would go for secret option number 3.

SAYID.

It's Not Nymphomania

REN discovers: Rube, we are not alone...

This story was printed from TODAYonline
Friday • March 24, 2006

— AFP

PARIS

— A health journal describes a newly-identified syndrome affecting women
— non-stop sexual arousal that can last for months and cannot be satisfied
regardless of the number of orgasms.

The paper, which appears in the International Journal of Sexually-Transmitted
Diseases and Aids, tentatively calls it Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, or
PSAS.

It seems to affect only a small minority of women but the true extent is
unclear.

Sometimes embarrassing and often humiliating, the condition is unwanted
because it occurs in the absence of genuine sexual interest. Some women have
been so depressed by the problem that they have even been driven to
electroshock therapy. PSAS is a "distressing and perplexing condition," say
the authors, Dr David Goldmeier of St Mary's Hospital in London and Dr Sandra
Leiblum of the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School in New Jersey.
"Women with this clinical experience find the symptoms unwelcome since the
genital arousal is usually persistent, unprovoked and unrelieved by orgasm.
"Indeed, women with persistent genital arousal report a high degree of
psychological distress and even suicidal thoughts."

The syndrome is a physical disorder in which the labia, vulva and clitoris
become engorged with blood, causing arousal.

PSAS is different from the psychological condition of hypersexuality, the
medical term for nymphomania.

But the causes for the syndrome remain unclear because it is such a
newly-identified and thus poorly-explored condition and those who suffer from
it tend to do so in silence.

Anecdotal evidence points to the entrapment of local nerves or a disorder in
blood circulation around the genitals.

Another suspected culprit is a class of antidepressants called selective
serotonin reuptake inhibitors. Some women who have discontinued with these
drugs have reported PSAS symptoms that typically last a few days to a few
weeks.

Copyright MediaCorp Press Ltd. All rights reserved.

BET You Didn't know!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever!

Ruby says :
HAVE MORE SEX! : ) Its good for ya!

Ruby's Date with Mr B

Ruby just came back from her date. her dry spell was officially over.

REN:
YOU'RE home early..

RUBY:
heeeeeyylo!

REN:
soooooo????

RUBY:
sssooo....

REN:
how's the date?

RUBY:
hahahah! wait a min got something to show u.. (shows picture of her Mr B) all i can say is.. my date is goooodddd.. of cos. i am happily fulfilled.. as u can see by the picture, that's him.. not even fully erect. i took it when he's pants were down, thus the shocked face.. his only 25 this year.. still small boy... travels in and out of singapore.. Brit. that's why he's nickname is B like i said.. he filled me up like no other.. i was practically... jumping jumping...

REN:
hang on, i'm still checking out his goods.

RUBY:
best bonk... this week.. since i only had one.. howz the goods..

REN:
it's a little curvy eh?

RUBY:
just a lil.. but once it's fully erect.. its ok... fits me to a T CAPITAL T wouldn;t u love to have a piece of him!

REN:
was he actually posing?

RUBY:
no leeeehhh.... once he's pants came down.. i took it.. somehow he looks flex. u know my camera got problem.. once its out.. take photo auto!

REN:
hahaha... arent you afriad i'll post it?

RUBY:
i hope u won't.. cos he will kill me

REN:
hahaha... panicking eh?

RUBY:
but he should know he has a good cock... maybe u can post but blur the face.. cos he reads the blog as well.. ... okok.. maybe u can cropjust put the cock! no body.. no face.. just cock. cos he cocked me goooooddddd!

REN:
excellent..

RUBY:
i am a little sore but its a fucking gooood sore.. i am tired.. but not tired enough to sleep.. he wanted me to spend the nite..

REN:
why didn't you?

RUBY:
but i told him i had to go home.. didn't come prepared manz... and plus my crotch is burning... friction burn.. becos of the wax. tomorrow... a fan will be blowing 24/7

REN:
don't wear panties babe..

RUBY:
i'm Not intending too.. i'm glad i had cock today.. in the taxi ride home.. i was having spasms replayed pleasure... throbbing! its a buzzz i am feeling so damn sexy Now.. the first thrust was just a mindblowing experince.. i couldn't stop touching him.. and smelling him... and blowing him.. he has a good piece of meat on him and at that point.. i wanted to ravage all of him... i was actually wet the whole day.. my loins were in overactive drive today... exp when i was in the office... i had to go to the ladies.. just to see what was happening manzz.. cos i was worried..

REN:
i know that feeling.. hehe..

RUBY:
and guess what... we skipped dinner and drinks..

REN:
i guessed. no way you can make it home so early if you did eat.

RUBY:
yeaaaahhh.. the whole time i was looking at his crotch... the first time i zoomed in on when i saw him.. even the peck on the cheek.. was like fire! i was practically burning up! i looked at him and told him i needed cock bad. that was it...

REN:
and then?

RUBY:
we walked to find a taxi like two people having a baby! i shouldn't say walked.. we practically ran... in actual fact we did run... we ran past a red light.. didn't check traffic.. we were goal oriented to find a cab.. like a tactical team.. i couldn't get my hands of him in the cab... so hot and bothered by the time i got to his place.. he was already running to his bed.. and fiddling to get his pants off.. i didn't know why i whipped out my cam.. beautiful photo opportunity.. actually i was already skimming on my way up that i needed a picture of his cock.. to remind me next time of how his cock looked like..

ASPIRE to great knowledge

RUBY:
Hey, by the way, what brand of condoms do u favour.. i like the new aspire.. thingee... quite cool..

REN:
what's different about them?

RUBY:
got ridges like that... feels better cos its thinner also.. if i had a stable partner... i would prefer going bare...

REN:
of course!

RUBY:
i dun like condoms too much! i hate them

REN:
yeaaahh! me too....

RUBY:
exp when he packs crap condoms.. i'd feel like i'm being stuffed by a sausage/ cucumber.. Nothing but a pole.. No character..

REN:
i HATE flavored ones.


RUBY:
tell me about it! i dunno why the hell do they come up with that.. who likes head with a condom on? stupid manzzz..

REN:
EXACTLY!! apparently there ARE people who do.. even married couples. i still can't believe it.

RUBY:
hahahah! i think we should run sex education classes.. one of these days i will sign us up for those sex classes for virgins who just wanna get married. they actually have u know!

REN:
REALLY????

RUBY:
i stumbled into one accidentally when i was going to a dinner.. i went to a wrong ballroom..

REN:
my god..

RUBY:
yeah...

REN:
you're fucking kidding me..

RUBY:
on projector.. they were showing how the man must approach the woman and all.. i was at the YWCA think about 2-3 years back..

REN:
how old were these women???? 12?

RUBY:
no lahhh older... 20+ …serious.. a virgin virgin one..

REN:
i should sign up

RUBY:
eh! maybe we should! i'm curious to see what it's like

REN:
yeaaahh! but you better hold me up. i might fall and roll on the floor.. laughing

RUBY:
that's why i say! we go together...

REN:
but what is it about? finding partners? advising on sex? what???

RUBY:
no lahhh! advising on sex... how to have sex..

REN:
haha

RUBY:
some people... dunno how to do it..

REN:
insert this way up.. hha

RUBY:
some worst.. married so long still haven't do it sial!

REN:
SIAO AH!!

RUBY:
really.... dun believe done!

REN:
i heard of one, but that's due to medical problems.. vagina too small or something like that..

RUBY:
u never hear story???? no some.. really cannot do at all! either the girl cannot take it cos it hurts to much.. guy gets scared.. frustrated.. no need to fuck lahh! finish!

REN:
tahan la.. stupid girl it can only get better

RUBY:
that's the kind of advise we'll be giving to our delegates..

REN:
there are still people who wait for marriage? thought it was only me..

RUBY:
shuuuuuut uppp your face..

Ruby’s Boobies

RUBY:
hey i showed u this pic before?? (shows topless picture of herself. )

REN:
nice...

RUBY:
i dunno why my boob the shape funny in this one

REN:
yeah.. oh, so it really looks like that? it looks like you're pulling them at the nipples

RUBY:
i didn't pls.. that is so sick.. i will not put my nipples through trauma .any man who attempts to pull/ tweak my nipples.. i will cry bloody murder.. and tweak his balls! i got sensitive nipples

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
but i like them better when its cold.. it looks nice under a white t-shirt.

Dry spell will officially be over..

RUBY:
i am turned on at the smallest of things… i see my pretty bra.. i am thinking of taking it off.. and placing it at the side of the bed just to see how sexy it looks lying there

REN:
i think you'll cum upon the first sight of a dick

RUBY:
yeaaaahh.. did the same with my panties.. haha

REN:
where you goin for your date?

RUBY:
welll...... i think we're gonna have drinks and a light dinner.. then back to his place. i made it easy for him. i told him when he called me that i need a fuck and he has the most cock confidence among all the other men who have called me when i got back.

REN:
lucky boy

RUBY:
I shall screw till his balls fall off..

REN:
fuck the dinner then.. why bother with formalities

RUBY:
cos.. i am in da MOOOODDDD..
Dinner is a must.. i dun wanna feel too desperate... but flirting with food is even better dun u know.. i'll make sure i order stuff like sausages... peaches.. and tell him how turned on i am just looking at him..

REN:
Oyster , banana split...

RUBY:
yeahh.. i'll make sure i sit beside him instead of facing him.. so i can give him jolts in between!

REN:
ooooooooo...

RUBY:
yeaaahh dun u do that!

REN:
i've dug through someone's pants in a crowded pub if that's what you mean.

RUBY:
aaahhh!

REN:
shit, i'm horny now

RUBY:
ur always horny babe.. what's new?

REN:
shit man.. i'm thinking of it... thanks to you. stop it!

RUBY:
yeahh.. make it my fault..

B is for BEEEAAUTIIFFULLLL....

Ruby says :

Even since i got back, it's been hell. I hate it here.. My mind functions like a bullet train trying to process a million thoughts in a minute. It's hard being 23 and struggling to make sense of it all. I've always thought of sex as an escape. A safe heaven for me to enjoy all the good vibrations. It's liberating to be able to explore my body and dictate what makes me feel good.

If you noticed, I haven't had a chance to write as i was busy filling up my date book.. haha! By the looks of it, i am pretty booked : ) As usual.. i only keep wednesday's for special people and tomorrow is the day where i will officially put an end to my DRY SPELL! I am tingling and having mini spasms just thinking of the impending fuck. Let's call this man, B. He reads this blog so i don't wanna scare him too much.. In case, he gets scared and cannot perform! That will be a let down! hahaha!

Yeesss.. yes.. where was i?? Hmmm 'B' has a BEAAAAUUUUUTIIIIFFFUULLL Cock that's just a pleasure to have. He fills me up like no other and its tooo mindblowing to describe.. It's thick without being overbearing! Big without being in your face! I can't sing enough praises about his pecker.. i will have trouble sleeping tonight as i will be dreaming of a particular cock that i want to have! : P *hint hint - come prepared k*

Cock Control

Ren speaks:
I must say it is refreshing, almost SHOCKING actually, to hear a guy agree with me that sometimes, suggestion can beat the actual act.

To bring that topic of what makes me tick a little further…
has any woman out there ever cock teased so much, you end up getting more seriously clit teased yourself? (not sure if a vice versa question for a man is worth asking…)

I never considered myself to be a bold cock teaser. In fact, I’ve been told I’m not a blatant flirt, if at all. Thing with me is, it doesn’t even take that much, not much AT ALL for me to feel sexual tension so thick, you can cut it with a knife. I throw my gaze on his hands as he fills my wine glass, and my body tingles. I can get severely turned on by subtle eye contact, a cheeky smile, or even his mere presence. From “almost-kisses” to the slightest lip twitch can send my sexual energies a’sparkin’!

This is probably all in MY head… but sometimes I try my best to “de-sexualize” if I have to. It’s hard though, especially when the other party is encouraging. So I give in to teasing. Sure I could fuck him the next chance I get, or I could shift those urges to another possible target. But if I choose not to release these pent up frustrations in such ways for whatever reasons, I can gladly obsess and fantasize over that one hot moment for weeks, or maybe till another replaces it.

Although the after-effects of teasing are freakin’ unbearable, I still derive plenty of pleasure from this pain.

Warped huh?.

definition of love

Ruby reads this poem with passion :

Last night in my dreams,
I fell asleep in your arms,
I saw heaven descending on earth.
I swear feeling inexplicable peace and comfort.

Beneath the sweetness,
skepticism stirred in my head.
Was it an ecstatic infatuation
or implicit creation of a fool?

I searched for an exact definition of love.
In your voice, passionate magnet
woos me into an unknown abyss
safe calling paradise.

I was a loner
stuck amongst strangers of all,
but I see home in you.

will miss my boys..

Ruby says :

today is going to be trying. I am holding back my tears but i know they will freely flow once i am alone. I am soft that way. I am preparing myself to say goodbye to the two wonderful men who've have made my life all the more enriching by just being in it.

Yeah.. you all know me as this whip lashing, lip pouting, hard hitting vixen but i have other sides to my persona as well. When it comes to affection. Nothing spells affection more that what i've done for these two special boys. Once they wake up.. they'll be greeted by a noisy me singing... "Goooddd Morning!!! want breakfast??" hahah! Been my routine for a while now.. after i wave them off to work, i get the house clean, do laundry and plan dinner. It gives me a great sense of joy to be able to see them happy and fed expecially since they are so far away from home. You can't have cereal every morning right?? In case you were wondering, there's no kinky 3-some fun happening here. At times, i do appreciate keeping things simple.

At the end of the day.. although i am a deprived woman.. i still believe that Love is truly something else. Its is found in the simplest and smallest of gestures not sexual at all. It's about wanting to do something for someone else to make them break into a smile. right now, that's all i'm living on. It heals my tired soul and provides me with an escape to know they truly appreciate what i've done, even if its for just a second. It means the world to me to have some sort of validation in this selfish world. we never stop to think about anybody else except ourselves. Maybe it's a character flaw that we all have and will probably take a while to correct.

with that, cheers boys.. another time another day. : )I'll carry you in my heart for always.

How long can a dry spell hold before it turns desiccated?

REN speaks:
So I was talking to Calvin in London.

CALVIN:
feeling down today

REN:
why dear?

CALVIN:
I’ve been on an emotional roller coaster lately.

REN:
But why?

CALVIN:
homesick, lovesick, sex deprived…

REN:
Aaahh… it's the sex.. NO….W…, I understand

CALVIN:
Haha… I’m sure the sisterhood would vouch for that.

SO! All you workaholics out there, slow down. Money can’t buy you “pleasure”. But SEX, can provide you all the riches you can ever dream of ever imaginable. Well, at least enough for one to function as a happy healthy human being.

You don’t HAVE to agree with me. Prove me wrong if you can. How long can a person go without sex before he/she goes completely nuts?

Pick a Line! Hook a Dick!

Ruby says :

Just because i am bored... pick-ups lines i use on a slow day! its cheezzyy.. but they love it... hahahah! I need to plonk myself on a bar stool and practice.. anyone wanna buy me a drink? Lines in BOLD are my favourites cos they are the easiest to use and they get the best reactions!

1. I'm feelin a little off today, you wanna turn me on?
2. My name's not elmo, but you can tickle me anyway!
3. If you're naughty go 2 your room, if u wanna be naughty, come to mine!
4. The word for today is legs, lets go back to mine and spread the word!!
5. Wanna play army? Ok u lay down and i'll blow the hell outta yah!
6. Do i look like a grocery item to u? cos I saw u checkin me out!
7. Im not feein myself today, can i feel u?
8. If your name was homework, i'd be doing u on my desk rite now!
9. Nice pants! Can I test the zipper?!
10.They say kissing is the language of love, care to indulge in a little conversation?

no fuck yet.. SAFETY FIRST!

Ruby's thoughts :

i am on the brink of desperation. My time is almost up here and still no possible candidates to screw.. hmmm.. i am beginning to question the statement i made,saying any cock will do. But.. NOOOO..oooooo I guess i am going to have to go back on my word.

Take for example the other day when I got picked up on my way back from to the supermarket.
There i was minding my own fabulous business when this car slowed down and followed me by the side as i was walking. My first reaction was to smile cos it might be someone i know.. but then i looked across and saw this unfamiliar face looking at me. There he was driving a nice black peugeot coupe at 2km/hr trying to keep in pace with me. sweet and smiling...

Ahh.. he was very manly looking, possibly in his mid 30s and he's voice.. oooohh.. he's voice was so sexy when he asked if i wanted a lift.My head was thinking of all possible scenarios.. 95% of my thoughts had me and him making out and screwing before we could even make it to my front porch but the naggy 5% got the best of me..

I BLAME OPRAH! DAMN U FOR SHOWING ME REAL LIFE EPISODES OF WOMEN BEING RAPED AND DUMPED IN NOWHERE LAND... that and the thought of getting into a car with a complete stranger would be borderline desperate behaviour.. even for me.

so i had to DECLINE.

In less than 5 mins :
my dirty thoughts finished with a FULL STOP. my loins had to deal with REJECTION and my
legs had to bear the 25 mins walk back home. maybe i blew the best possible chance of a screw but then again, remember SAFETY always comes first.

Eyes Wide Shut

Just read your bedtime prayer for the deprived. Really sweet poem Rube... :)

Not exactly meant as a response, but just a quick stanza about some dreaded dawns:

I wake up to find you looking at me, like you never stopped from the night before.
I wonder... are there greater moments in store?
Your touch set my body ablaze last evening,
But will your gaze tug at my heartstrings this morning…

~REN~

Hands-on experience for PMS

REN speaks:

God man Rube, you just made PMS sound sexy.

Okok, you must be so… not in the mood. But how are your breasts swollen and soft as jello at the same time? Mine get swollen and bloated. The symptoms were brought to my attention the first time I experienced PMS. Hehe… Mine are more modestly modeled compared to yours, but nevertheless, they seem to appear bigger and rounder despite hurting like hell upon any slight movement.

One would think any chick would develop mood swings, slam doors, scream, or get edgy at any minute sign of groping from her partner. This is what I hear from most of my male friends at least. But I wonder, am I the first woman to say that, I don’t find it totally unpleasant for a little action during PMS? Of course, there are times when my body will be breaking, but yes, I still wouldn’t mind the presence of a man’s pair of hands. Sure like you said, cuddling and snuggling IS nice, but maybe, just maybe, if he was reeeeally nice enough, he would gradually put them into better use. Just the way I like it. Yeah I know, I’m crazy.

Strong hands..

Ruby says :

Right now, i crave for a man who has a strong pair of hands. I need those hands to run up and down my back and give me a good massage to take away all the pain. I hate days like this when i don't crave or think about sex. The deepest PMS blues are back.

*Disclaimer : -
I'm going to start on the un-sexy details :

My boobs are swollen and as soft as jello..
when did they get this big i dunno?

As of this moment,
i am aware of how heavy these blessings of mine are.

I cannot sit straight
without feeling like my chest is going to give way.

All my bras seem to shrink a size
Everything hurts and does not seem right.

I need a man..
and i need one now

to cuddle and snuggle up against
this mystery man of mine

all would be great
if i can find him somewhere, somehow.

bedtime prayer for the deprived.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Know what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin
'He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before i decide not to go straight.

Amen

What makes me tick

REN’s response to:
Ruby‘s “On screwing friends.. the more we get together the merrier we'll be!”

I hear you sister, I hear everything.. But I have to say, I’VE lost many buddies through MY “fucked” friendships. VERY few became better.
I can’t say I learned my lesson though. In fact, I also avoid the temptation to develop some code of ethics against this. Because the truth of the matter is, it’s fucking fun. I just prepare myself for the possibility of losing a friend when I choose the path to fuck him.

So since this situation is KIND OF inevitable, I take on this theory.. That only if you’re mature enough to handle it, you’re worth keeping. Otherwise, fuck off.

Don’t get me wrong.. I might love the prospect of building something deeper, especially after a positive assessment, but all cards must be laid out on the bed if that’s the case. If it’s not clear enough, lay down the ground rules before the proceedings.
Honesty. That’s all I ask for.

Which brings me to this entry…

One would assume Rube and I are long-time friends. Truth is, we started this blog only 2 weeks after we were first introduced. Obviously, we recognized each other as fellow highly sexed human beings to be able to break down the walls for explicit conversations. While we are similar in many ways, I think we do possess distinct sexual personalities.

Rube’s adorable audaciousness all-woman attitude shows in her dress sense. I visualize her being perfectly comfortable with crotchless fishnet stockings, low-cut, cleavage exposing tops, and see-through dresses that (and I quote) “can work classy, and can work slutty”. (that still cracks me up).
I on the other hand, am a fashion faux pas. Boring long sleeved cotton t-shirts, tank-tops, jeans, sundresses and sneakers make up most of my wardrobe. I hardly enjoy dressing up unless I absolutely have to.

Rube is a clear-cut, physically passionate woman, bursting with animal magnetism. She is open, straightforward, raw and lusty.
I’m a dreamer. I relish in craving equally for the tangible and intangible qualities a sexual experience can offer.

Rube believes “Love is love, sex is sex. Sex can be just sex”. While I am familiar with this concept, I can’t say this cure for a dry spell lasted me longer than the duration of the act itself. Hence, not a permanent and feasible option for me.
Rube never under-estimates the power of guilt-free sex. She is capable of boldly hunting for a good bonk should the need arise.

Honestly, I am rather envious of her ability to manifest her blatant horny urges into her daring sexual pursuits. But I truly enjoy the experiences SUGGESTING sexuality. I derive complete pleasure from the romanticism of sex. Not whispering sweet-nothings, themepark teddy bears and heart-shaped balloons mind you. Oh ppplease, SPARE ME that bullshit. But rather, I am turned on by a man’s emotional intensity and I hold a discrete, hedonistic attitude towards his state of mind and the sensual aura he “unconsciously” emits.. I guess you could say I believe in the phrase, “fucking his brains out” more metaphorically than literally. After all, the brain IS the biggest sex organ.

On screwing friends.. the more we get together the merrier we'll be!

Ruby's thoughts for the day :

Yes.. it's late and once again i cannot get to sleep. It must be the all the sugar i've been loading up on since the season of deprivity started. Whoever's behind strawberry cheesecake and swirly butter pecan ice cream can be my friend anyday.

Which brings me to today's random thought : Have you fucked a friend? i posed this question to Ren and her reply was MANY TIMES. i was rather taken aback as i thought i was the only one willing to "DO" friends. Sure! There will be be moments you think you will fuck up the whole friendship but on the other side of the spectrum, there could be a chance that you become even better friends. From best friends.. to BED Friends. (look on the bright side of things, yah?)

I enjoy moments when i give these special people knowing looks and telling dirty jokes which I actually mean across the table. Sometimes it strikes me when we're all pally that hey... I've actually seen this man NAKED! Gggoosssh! then i will break into a school girl giggle, A smirk of satisfaction will follow and a tiny voice in my head will go.. "I know how your dick looks like.. la..di..da..la..di..da" almost in a sing song manner.

I know it may sound boderline pervertic to some people but i've always wondered about how blessed my male friends are..hahaha! I guess the only difference between me and other people is that i never let a thought remain a thought for long.. I'd ask for a demo. It never fails to bring a smile to my face, when they ask.. "are you sure?" before proceeding to flash me.

*NOTE : all other extra curricular information, i shall save for another time.

Adding to that, what's making the smile turn into an even bigger grin is that.. We're all still FRIENDS.. so if you are contemplating, if you should have your friend.. I'd say. GO FOR IT.

Dick or Dyke?

RUBY:
me having a beer while talking to you! The life is good!

REN:
Hahaha.. i was having rose wine yesterday. yum.. i have HEINIES in my fridge, maybe i should crack one open
CHEERS BABE!

RUBY:
CHIN CHIN!
you have to look at my face and tell me cheers...if not.. you will be cursed with bad sex for 10 years.. IT’S TRUE! Hahaha..

REN:
i'll pour the beer down your breasts and drink it against the flow from your cleavage.. Then, i'll look at you into the eyes, pout my lips and whisper.. "chhhhhhhhh….eers.."
Is that good enough?

RUBY:
hahaha!
DO IT DO IT!

REN::
i'll DO it! is that a dare? you think you can scare me so easily woman?

RUBY:
hahaha! i will scare u more in real life

REN:
that's true.. i'm quite chicken shit actually.

RUBY:
hahahah! yeah i know...
Watch out.. CRAZY BITCH ON THE LOOSE!

i'm a one-cock woman

RUBY:
when will u settle for one cock?

REN:
i can. i'm ready.. it's just that i haven't met him

RUBY:
yeaaahh that fab cock u refuse to leave.. for 2 years..

REN:
hahaha shit, you remembered fuck..

RUBY:
of cos babe..

REN: im getting spasms just thinking of it. fuck.

RUBY:
Yyyeeaaahhh

REN:
change the fucking subject!
i'm getting tense!

RUBY:
SERIOUSLY!!
eerrm
let's see.. what kind of man do u like.. CHARACTER WISE not cock size...

REN:
oh.. ! i was about to ask ! haha we're two peas in a pod man hmm

RUBY:
i know.. i can read ur mind babe.. that's why i specified..

REN:
hehe.. 24 hours

RUBY:
yeaaahh so tell me..

REN:
okay, this is a toughie..
i like someone honest, straightforward not afraid to speak his mind not always trying to please me and make me feel good that's annoying. except during fucking

RUBY:
ooii!

REN:
what???

RUBY:
i said clean....
clean...

REN:
oh yeah..

RUBY:
no sex talk..

REN:
hehe... but it WAS clean for 2 seconds

RUBY:
For 2 bloody seconds!
BIG DEAL! is that it?

REN:
erm..

RUBY:
seems like a long list.

REN:
it's simple, but very hard to find

RUBY:
yeaaahh... i think i can settle for one cock.
well i mean... i dun mind

REN:
simple, but imagine one with those characteristics and cock confidence ! i'm beginning to doubt he exists. i know, i know.. back to cock..

RUBY:
He does.. i guess when we find the man.. he would have cock confidence..

REN:
since he's so rare, we'll share when we find one?

RUBY:
we have tons of experince and know how to tell him how to get it! with all the practise rounds we're gonna supply him... how NOT to have cock confidence!
haha! i know the type of man i want for a lifetime! I would have to be comfortable around him. even doing the most mundane of tasks like doing the dishes.. would be fun.. sitting down not doing anything.. silence is magnificient!

REN:
smashing the dishes on the floor and making out on the kitchen counter..

RUBY:
aahhh! that will be a thought to keep.. if i had my way... waaahhhlauuuuuuu! possibilities are endless.. but hey! seeeeee laaahhh! u got me started on sex again..

REN:
TWENTY FOURS A DAY BABE..

RUBY:
i talking serious shit ok? give me a chance to show my romantic side..

REN:
you think i'm joking??
fuck it.

RUBY:
i think if i found someone like that.. it'll be fantastic.. someone who can be alone.. but be together at the same time..

REN:
love that too..

RUBY:
aaaahhhhh nice nice.. i like the domestic life.

REN:
i know what you mean..

RUBY:
but i thought real hard about it.. about marrying simon

REN:
and?

RUBY:
and having the ultimate domestic life.. but i dun think i can have a good life with him..

REN:
why?

RUBY:
he neeeds me too much. way to much..

REN:
you're so out there.. it's natural that he turns possessive

RUBY:
i need a man who is strong enough to have me... trust me with all his heart.. no matter where i've been.. he has to know that i am coming home to him and him only no matter what!

REN:
so basically, you want an idiot? !

RUBY:
No.. that's not an idiot..

REN:
that's an idiot.

RUBY:
that would be a very stong and brave man..

REN:
an idiot.

RUBY:
and i will love him with all my heart and might..

REN:
another idiot.

RUBY:
and if u have to know! if i find that man he will be my last fuck!
from that moment on.. my last and final cock!

REN:
i understand

RUBY:
i am ready to retire.

REN:
22 and ready to retire!!

RUBY:
23... and am ready to retire. i am good. i dun think i would be missing out on too much.

REN:
truth of the matter is, we are fuckers who crave for some stability.. but we haven't met a worthy one.. so the search continues..

RUBY:
profound.

REN:
it's all the same really after you think about it. cocks i mean..

RUBY:
true babe.. but i hope my one and only cock.. comes knocking on my door soon..

REN:
me too..

RUBY:
pppeeekkkaaaa---- BOOOO!

REN:
ooooooooooo..

RUBY:
CHAK!

REN:
peeka BOOM!

COCK-a-doodle-doo morning, noon and night

RUBY:
i am going to dessert rock.

REN:
oh, i read dessert cock! shit..

RUBY:
Haha.. i am going to head bang till i pass out!

REN:
HEAD bang??

RUBY:
i'd bang u... but i dun have a cock!

REN:
Haha.. you can try.. bang with your tongue babe

RUBY:
when i get back we'll talk!

REN:
don't waste time talking...god i need some action..

RUBY:
who's your man tonight babehhh!

REN:
It’s in the vault.
my friend was saying, how can i get spasms during a meeting?

RUBY:
oooohhhhh!!!! u get that tooo!

REN:
you get it??

RUBY:
i literally CAN when the meeting is dead boring..
yeaaaahh!

REN:
REALLY!!

RUBY:
i zone out.... play a good movie in my head! aaaannnndddd...

REN:
FINALLY!! someone understands!

RUBY:
suddenly... i get all intense and what ever people say seems interesting.. like a porn dialogue.. hahaha

REN:
I know! I know!! my friends say, "well, when i'm at a meeting, I'M AT A MEETING!" but, meetings can be fucking boring.. so.. i need to entertain myself

RUBY:
of cos!
heavy breathing nowwww... eyes becoming more intense.

REN:
lids drooping.. lips gaping

RUBY:
eeeerrrmmmm we all need sssswwweeeeetttt loving...

REN:
mmmm

RUBY:
Your mind is always on COCK..

REN:
where else would it rather be right..

RUBY:
haha.. ooooohhhh gooosssshhh!

REN:
a lot of people found the "fucking cousin" entry hilarious

RUBY:
yeaaah....

REN:
i thought it was fuuuunny. I was likeeee.. my oooh myyy..
that i can be such a fucker to fuck my own blood????

RUBY:
Renny, so notti! cousin also can tekan!

REN:
my mum STILL doesn't trust me. i asked if i were to go on another trip with him would she trust me. she said no. i asked if i admitted i fucked him. would she believe me. she said yes . what the fuck!!

RUBY:
u are my other half!
hahaha who would have thought! we are both fucked from the start..

REN:
but i can walking around the house, or getting ready to go to work, and she so very often tells me.. "girl, even i feel like fucking you"
WHO'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO FUCK BLOOD MAN!! I ran for my life.

RUBY:
we should be proud we're fuckers you know..

REN:
i didn't say i was ashamed. hehe..
she'll come behind me and try to fuck me. i'll tell her.. sorry, you don't have a cock.
she's a riot.

RUBY:
u must bring me home on day!

REN:
yesyes, i will

RUBY:
we will get drunk! and sing songs!

REN:
she tells me i'm obsessed. talking about fucking 24 hours a day . she feels harassed! she told me one day - do you know you're talking about fucking ALL the time? morning, noon and night?

RUBY:
its ok what.. but seriously.. do u think abt it 24/7
i think my thoughts come back to sex every 7 seconds or so..

REN:
Yes . how can it not?

RUBY:
i can be cooking/ doing laundry... walking.. in the car..

REN:
at a meeting..

RUBY:
everything everything can transform into something sexual!
yeeeaaahh.. i never confine myself to just the bed..

REN:
of course not.
filing my nails, walking to the bus stop, drinking coffee.. hmmm.. now you know what was on my mind when i was having my first cup of coffee and cigi in every morning..

RUBY:
yeeeaaahh... i make the coffee and by the time i pour the hot water in.. i want you to be behind me.. eating fudge... i want to smear this all over you and lick it off your delicious self..

REN:
do it baby..

RUBY:
yeaaahhh.. see random thoughts like this..

REN:
ANYTHING.. ANY thing..

RUBY:
anything anything!

REN:
fuck, even when i'm sleeping, i dream of it

RUBY:
i think we are seriously deprived of a good cock..

REN:
so yeah, to answer your question. TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY

RUBY:
hell yeaaahh!

REN:
actually, i'm even worse when I AM getting great sex everyday

RUBY:
yeaaahh....

REN:
you too?????

RUBY:
of cosss..
its good sex!

REN:
spasms are even more frequent when i'm not deprived

RUBY:
nothing is better than good sex.. who says less is more! is WRONG. when u have a good bonk... your entire thoughts for the day would centre around it..

REN:
yup.. and the following months too. no kidding..

RUBY:
his touch... his taste.. how he feels against your skin.. everything is heightened! DEFINATELY!

REN:
fuck, when you can still smell him during the day at work.. shit.. how i get work done, i don't know

RUBY:
yyyeeaaahhh... i know i know! i will be sniffing myself! hahaha

REN:
stressed but with a smile on my face.
i've shown up for work with my shirt worn inside out

RUBY:
hahaha! i have showned up for work.. wearning the same thing i wore the day before!

REN:
Haven’t we all.. i get a feeling people are noticing but maybe they don't

RUBY:
people give us knowing looks.. they do.. my woking place.. very happening..

REN:
maybe only we observe such things

RUBY:
they know when i have had a good nite.. and as i was telling you..

REN:
yesyes..

RUBY:
with my ex-es.. a lot of them travel a lot.. so what i do is i'd ask them to wear the same t-shirt to bed everynight.. for a few days.. then when its time for them to go off... they have to pass me the t-shirt..

REN:
you fuck the shirt?

RUBY:
so i wear the shirt to bed..

REN:
you cum on the shirt?

RUBY:
that's for me to know! but its nice! u should try it..

REN:
then he takes it back, and cums on it too

RUBY:
pls lahhh! its gonna be one dirty shirt.. when it goes ard a couple more times..

REN:
then you do the laundry thinking about the fuck..

RUBY:
now ur making me feel dirty! hahaa!

REN:
SURELY you don't need ME for that.

RUBY:
babe... with you... it will be a disaster zone.. filth! filthy!

REN:
i need bleach.. disinfectant. dettol but what's the point.. it'll get dirty the next second

RUBY:
of cos

REN:
Told you Rube.. TWENTY FOUR hours a day

one cock for life.. my one shot at poetry

Ruby says :

Ren and me had an interesting conversation today about how willing we are to settle for one cock for life. While Ren contemplated, i had a sudden inspiration to write poetry. It's untitled btw.. like all the romances in my life... untitled for now.

my fingers trace your every outline
your scent lingers on every inch of my skin
my every move you follow
as closely as you possibly can

there seems no greater a distance
have I found to suffice
to hinder this feeling
I harbor to entice

the restless excitement
perils of indecision
trapped beneath the layers
together forming my prison

hidden by walls of words
bound by bars of sight
all that come to life
when concealed by the night

to call you my only love
I can’t
contemplations on every side
so let tonight, be tonight
till day breaks

before I finally say goodnight.

Pick a Dilly Penis

REN speaks:
I always wondered: "Skin, or No skin?"

Now, i think, a circumcised one is BEEEEEAUTIFUL.. AESTHETICALLY beautiful.. And perhaps easier to digest.
But skin however, plays a significant part for optimal frictional fucking.
Don't get me wrong. I do not enjoy fellatio ANY LESS with the skin on.

But for the sake of argument, I conclude.. there ARE distinct gratifications one can derive from the cut and uncut versions for the act of giving and receiving respectively. In layman terms, for the sucks and the fucks.

Why I’m always late for work

(REN dining al fresco with Leia and Zara)

ZARA:
it’s so cold out here I’m getting spasms

REN:
I only experience spasms for ONE thing..

ZARA:
WHAT?? You mean you can even get spasms from that?

REN:
errrrr… yeah? Doesn’t EVERYONE?

ZARA:
WHAT??????

REN:
Oh, COME, ON… Leia, back me up on this.

LEIA:
errrrr… no???

REN:
What? Reeeeally? I thought horny spasms were normal..

ZARA and LEIA:
Errrrrrrrrr… noooo???

REN speaks to self:
Fuck! I’ve missed buses, I’ve gone way past my intended stops, I’ve blacked out during casual conversations and meetings at work…
And why? Simply because I was immersed in an intense sexual thought and experiencing the resulting jolts of my horny spasms..
Oh, COME, ON, people.. Surely, I’M not the ONLY one suffering from this sweet disorder?

now this is MY 2 cents worth RUBE...

REN SPEAKS:
You won’t fucking believe the conversation between me and my mum this morning.
We were talking about whom we found good looking. she always found me to be a nitpicking freak when it comes to men. I’m not sure how the topic drifted to dave, my distant cousin.

REN:
Now DAVE has a good body.

MOM:
Yeah, he’s quite good looking.

REN:
That body doesn’t come for free you know. He works out..

MOM:
Really?

REN:
Of course! What do you think?

MOM:
Actually, I was kind of worried when you guys went for that holiday in Thailand.

REN:
Huh? What?

MOM:
Yes

REN:
Don’t tell me you were worried I would fuck him?

MOM:
Yes

REN:
MOM!!!! He’s my cousin!!!

MOM:
Who’s knows.. it’s YOU. you’ll never know..

REN:
Oh my god!! You actually think I’d fuck him?

MOM:
I don’t know.. but I WAS worried..

REN:
How come you didn’t warn me then, if you were so worried?

MOM:
Because I know you, I can’t control you. If you wanted to fuck, what can I do? You mean you REALLY didn’t???

REN:
(jaw dropped) Are you freaking MAD???? (fingers running down my other arm) WE’RE BLOOD!!!!!!!! WE’RE FUCKING BLOOD!!!!!!

MOM:
(roaring in laughter)
You’ll never know with you.. you can be a fucker sometimes.

REN:
Hehehe… You know I’m saving myself for marriage, like you always taught me. I’m a 30 year old virgin…

MOM:
Tell it to the marines girl.

deprived but am i desperate enough?

RUBY :
i never in a million years would ever imagine this day would come. My brother walks into the room and points me to his cupboard and says.. "I've got porn, if you want..." His tone of voice was almost sympathetic. Goshh.. it kinda got me thinking.. do i need porn to try to get out of this dry spell.. maybe i've turned into one of those people with the "UN-FUCKABLE" brand pasted all over their foreheads.. oooohhhh!!!! HOW LIKE THAT???

Now i can't sleep.. wish Ren was here to give me her two cents.. I should have just kept my mouth shut about this dirty little secret of a blog... i shouldn't have told my brother.. he was just shaking his head going.... which one are you??? Which one are you?? when i told him.. he looked at me straight in the eyes and went.."DESPERATE ehhhh??" so much for brotherly support, i'll say! but nevertheless.. i love him all the same!

which brings me back... maybe i'm desperate but the question is, am i desperate enough?? hahaha! maybe.

I've got a confession to make.. well.. i DID try to download porn over the internet but everytime i click search.. the shit sites that keep on appearing give u 30 seconds of happening porn to get you interested before an advertisement comes on, informing you for $5.99 you'll get unlimited membership! WTF can unlimited membership do for meeeee!!!! aaaarrrggg!

Since when did it get so hard to get 5 good mins of pure insane animalistic sex splashed over your laptop screen coupled with moans and groans so loud, you have to turn your speakers down to avoid waking up the neighbours..

Where did does days go? I shall leave you with that thought for tonight!

have the curtains arrived?

REN:
have the curtains arrived?

RUBY:
yeah yeah...

REN:
!!!!!

RUBY:
but he didn't call me..
he called my fren..
and my fren called me..

REN:
and?

RUBY:
she said.. he said i was an amazing woman

REN:
tell us something we don't know

RUBY:
yeah! manz!
now realise to late right??
i made up my mind about dennis..

REN:
what

RUBY:
he is not STRONG enough to be my man..
hahaha
so KHALAS!

REN:
khalaasssssss!!!

RUBY:
when he finally gets the guts to call me..
i am going to tell him how dissapointed i am that he could not trust me with the truth.
cos i trusted him with all my heart when we laid down the rules about making this relationship i think honesty in a relationship can never be compromised..if u can lie once you can lie again..
something i dun want lahhh
ohh well..
wat a waste of a handsome face..
hahaha
well... then i shall take my time..
until i find..
sample sample
sample..

REN:
good looks come with a price.
always
but i'll pay.
haha!

RUBY:
yeahhh... i know thats why i was so apprehensive..
about him..
took so long for me to finally accept him..
hhhaaaiiiiyaaahh

REN:
fuck it. NEXT!!!!

definitely not..

RUBY: i think dennis tried to call me twice today.. but i didn't pick up..

REN: maybe the curtains arrived.

RUBY: not yet.. tomorrow.. DHL got tracking...
yeah.. i will only talk after curtains..
but i still feeling a little down..
always happens manz..

REN: really..

RUBY: yeah lah.. with all my men..
its always they chase me..
then i would be on my guard..
then when i finally accept them..
they fuck it up..
how like that..

REN: how do you find out?

RUBY: no lahh...
i won't consider this cheating...
cos i told him it was ok to screw other girls..
its honesty..
i find most important..

REN: so what do you mean when you say it always happens?

RUBY: what i meant to say that the men i'm with always find one way or another to fuck up the relationship..
be it lie to me...
cheat...
whatever lahhh..
i dun have very good luck with men..
always kena bastards..
u got anyone to recommend me..

REN: i got a few friends like that..

RUBY: bastards?

REN: no, girls with bad luck.
but it's their choice.
i don't really totally blame the men

RUBY: yeahhh... but i get bastards in disguise.. i think i am going to take another 6 more months to sample..
then after that i decide if i want to take simon back for LIFE

REN: what kind of guys do you like?

RUBY: i like men who can laugh at themselves..
and are comfortable in their own skin..

REN: skin...

RUBY: i dun think i can do indians..
bad experience..
and mat... dun want..giggle..

REN: what bad experience?

RUBY: i had this indian b/f once..
was such a bastard..
he treated me like shit sial..
4 months..

REN: oh dear..

RUBY: then i was out of there!
he really wore me out emotionally..
made me feel worthless...
i took a while to recover..

REN: i need new blood

RUBY: hahaha

REN: ITALIAN

RUBY: told u u won't last
hahaha

REN: haha!

RUBY: fuck lahhh fuckkk lahh!
its only been 3 weeks..

REN: i NEED new blood!

RUBY: fuck the 8 weeks more..
hahaha

REN: i don't really miss fucking
im fine

RUBY: u dun????
waaaahhhlauuuu

REN: not at this point.
i'm bored

RUBY: hahaha

REN: no one is fuck worthy

RUBY: must be too many good vibrations..
hahaha
i need to sleep beside a man..

REN: hmm well, actually, maybe one
haha1

RUBY: that's all i wanna do at this point...

REN: or two..

RUBY: no need sex also can..
hahaha

REN: no no, three..

RUBY: just wanna smell something manly beside me..
hahaha.. 3! where to find?

REN: why not..

RUBY: no man sane enough will get into bed with 2 other men..
hahaha
unless..
they are all drunk..
or swing other side..
hahaha

REN: not at one timehoney.. i'm just counting the number of men who is fuck worthy at this point
do you go through this.. you meET a man, and you know you can never escape fucking him?
you try and try to avoid..
but some things just have to be done..

RUBY: i mean i would appreciate a fuck once and while..
but if dun have its ok lahh..
i THINK... hahaha
but i am still sore about not fucking pete
hahaha

REN: you mean you never met someone you know you wanna do, and you know it's going to happen sooner or later?

RUBY: i have i have..
but normally..
i would wait at least 3 dates..
if i am desperate..

REN: haha

RUBY: the dates would occur.. Wed.. Thur.. Fri(Bonk Day)
sat stay in bed all day...
hahaha
yeahh..
i always date people on Wed..
seriouslly no joke..
that.. way.. if the date was not good..
i'd still have thursday to make other dates for fri and sat..
my logic.. very good ehh?

REN: fuck, i need guilt free sex now..
cfm.NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

RUBY: yeah yeah..
who can u call?

REN: but i want someone new..

RUBY: then just go pick up someone..
we're girls manz...

REN: not my thing really.

RUBY: its not difficult..
then what u want..
u screw someone u know..
it cannot be guilt free..

REN: i know

RUBY: screw someone u dunno..
it'll be sex and that's it..

REN: i don't really like that though

RUBY: hahaa
desperat times call for desperate measures..
one off lahh

REN: hha

RUBY: yeahh..
i remember..
in singapore..
i remember i was so bloooooddddyy horny.. i couldn't take it..
wore my sluttiest outfit..
out to town..
parked myself on a bar stool at one nite stand... and wait for the angmoh.. hahahah

REN: i never did that

RUBY: hahaha! then i pick and choose..
hahaha
i only did that once cos i was bloooooddddy bursting
yeah.. good thing he was on a holiday..
after i got my fill..
i kissed him on his forehead.. and said have a nice life..
hahaha
felt damn liberated
when i saw him reach out to pull me back into bed..

REN: which stool?

RUBY: stool at ONE NITE STAND

REN: clarke quay?

RUBY: clark quay
yeah..
its a whore house for angmohs on Fridays..
hahaha
i think sat is ok too

REN: hahaha..
i'm sick of whites though
time for a new flavour

RUBY: right..

REN: they're ok to kill some time

RUBY: indians, indians..

REN: nono

RUBY: yeahh lahh..

REN: ITALIAN!!
SPAINISH

RUBY: hahaha

REN: i've had enough indians!!!

RUBY: u can have my david mateo vidal
hahaha
he's spanish..

REN: well, maybe i've got room for a few more indians.. hehe!

RUBY: hahaha
all the wine making me sleepy manz...
think abt dennis until i am fed-up..
hahaha

REN: i want to drink too..

RUBY: when i come back

REN: go get a fuck
i drank at boat quay today

RUBY: we will drink and stumble out the club doors..

i guess not

RUBY:
i am distressed..

REN:
why/

RUBY:
dennis screwed someone today.

REN:
!!!!
and he told you about it?

RUBY:
my ah lian girlfried was sending him an invite..
she wanted to drop the card of at his place cos she was along the way..
then my dennis doesn't have curtains.. for the front window..
he was screwing the girl..

REN:
shit!

RUBY:
my friend almost give birth there and then..
she was crying when she called me..

REN:
does he know she saw him?

RUBY:
i dunno why my life sho drama..
i dunno.. but she said she left the card at the door and left
her husband wanna beat dennis up! she was getting all emotional when she called me but i appreciate friends like this man..
i know it was hard for her to tell me..
i told dennis before..
that seriously if u need to screw go ahead.. but just let me know.. cos we're both adults and i know that i dun see you often enough
but he said no..
he didn't want too..
now see lah!

REN:
men will be men..

RUBY:
i should have screwed PETE

REN:
yes you should have

RUBY:
at least i also puas!
fuck man..
i so sad..

REN:
never trust a man

RUBY:
this is why i dun like being in a relationship..
the men always fuck it up!
now i really think i have to get LAID!
this always happens..
when i let my guard down..
finally say yes to committement..
this is wat happens..
aaahhhhh fuckkk lahh!!!
when i got the news in the afternoon.. my first instinct was to clean and clean..

REN:
you should ask him

RUBY:
i cleaned until i was breathless.. and my hands was shaking!

REN:
you should ask what he did all day

RUBY:
yeah.. i am going to send him a voucher for curtains!

REN:
hahaha

RUBY:
fuck it

REN:
and ask if he got the baby shower invitation..

RUBY:
actually..
i went on-line..
bought curtains.. to his address..

REN:
HAHA.. REALLY???

RUBY:
yup..

REN:
good one!
did you attach a note?

RUBY:
of cos..
the note reads..., "with regards...
From the ONE you didn't fuck

REN:
haha

RUBY:
in my rage.. i can do plenty of things..

REN:
my goodness.. you can never tell huh..

RUBY:
this is the best way..
did i do the right thing..

REN:
continue to tease him..
say you're going to germany

RUBY:
i asked my g/f how does the girl look like...
u know what she said..

REN:
what

RUBY:
i almost fell off the bed...
in an instant.. she just shouted in mid crying.. "LIKE A COW!"

REN:
my god..

RUBY:
yeah... in her best ahlian voice somemore..
i can just imagine her..
she's 2 weeks away from popping!
i told her i was ok.. why do preggie people have to get so emotional!

REN:
funny how you find these things out huh..
such timing

RUBY:
yeah...
i told you my life damn fucking drama lahhh!
can someone pls contact me to write a book!
sure can go on Oprah!

REN:
jerry springer, more like..
do something fun.
tell him you're going to germany in a few days
give him your flight no
arriving middle of the night

RUBY:
cannot lah.. i send the card already..
anti climax

REN:
ohyeah

RUBY:
next time lahh...
if i ever decide on the whole long distance thingee again!

REN:
bastard
you alright babe?

RUBY:
yeah... i'm ok!
tougher than this lahh!
i just need to get laid now!
i literally feel sick about dennis.. i wanna puke like that..

REN:
yeah..
when are the curtains going to get there?

RUBY:
well i bought the cheapest one over e-bay..
so express service should be in 2 days..

REN:
hehe

RUBY:
i dunno how'll he react to the curtains..

REN:
maybe he will call you and say thanks.
haha!
what are you going to say when he calls you?

RUBY:
i will say...
did u get the invitation?

REN:
i would say, - my friend wanted to give it to you personally, but she didn't want to interrupt..
she realized you were busy then
it's not good enough to do things behind closed doors, so i decided to buy you curtains.
hope you like them. you're welcome
haha!

RUBY:
hahaha
yeaaaahhhhhhh..
i will say that
i feel like whooping his ass!
i need to get cock!

REN:
go get one. NNNNNNNNNNNNNOw
CFM.. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUDY:
well i have a few back in SG..
fuck fuck fuck..
i need to screw

REN:
but be careful..
and bring protection.. you don't know where these guys have been.. all the men there look like real fuckers

RUBY:
yeaahh...
but i'm a fucker as well..
hahah

RUBY:
that's true

REN:
protect them

RUBY:
hahaha
eeehh...
i seriously come full service..
clean, cook, make the bed.. warm the bed.. fuck..
waaahh best sial!

REN:
best..
if i were a lesbo, i'll woo you
not bad man
but must buy curtains for myself first

RUBY:
hahaha!
if u were a man.. i'd fuck you..

(exchanging hot photos)

see see... quick!

REN:
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
eeeeeeeee... so fast..
ok, i'm a lesbo

RUBY:
haha
u want a piece of me dun cha???

REN:
yaya

RUBY:
hahaha!

REN:
that picture reminded me of a good blow

RUBY:
but seriously... tuff lahhh... cos i dun think i can ever go down on a gerl..

REN:
me too actually
how to..

RUBY:
yeaaaahh!

REN:
actually i could
haha!

RUBY:
haiyoh..
drunk lahh must be!

REN:
perhaps

RUBY:
i think need to get over the intial bits..
then once shiok shiok ok already

REN:
i kissed a girl before
didn't feel turned on at all
i'm so straight

RUBY:
yeahhh me too... i kissed a girl once and i was like..
that's it..
hahaha
cannot lahhh!

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
kiss also for fun..
like tak shiok..

REN:
yeah
at least we tried it and know for sure
we love dickS
i have to admit though, girl's lips ARE softer. but i like it rough..

RUBY:
yeaaaahhh...
they can chafe for all i care..
men men men,..

REN:
i would do elizabeth hurley though
and beyonce

RUBY:
yeahh,,,
beyonce..
i like!

REN:
i lerrrrrrrrrrrrrvv.
for men, DENZEL WASHINGTON. i will give my right arm for one night with him.
fuck, i'll come if he even touches a strand of my hair.

RUDY:
hahaha

REN:
and george clooney

RUBY:
who would make me cum>> hahaha
(RUBY shows REN another hot picture)

REN:
SAUCY!!!

RUBY:
u like this pic?

REN:
are you teasin me babe?

RUBY:
yeaaahh...

REN:
if you want a piece of me, just say so

RUBY:
i know u want me..
don't be shy

REN:
HEHE.. i want to try italian...... cuisine
maybe we should go to italy

RUBY:
yeaaaahh...
makan the italian stallions..

REN:
yaya

RUBY:
damn babe..
i gotta stop thinking about fucking lahhh!
u remind me everynite
hahaha
now that my b/f has screwed me over..
i dun have to tahan anymore..

REN:
let the fuck fest begin!!

RUBY:
i am more pissed at him cos he didn't tell me..

REN:
i understand

RUBY:
all he has to do is say!
i dun mind him fucking other people..
cos i think it's only healthy when we're apart..

REN:
he wouldn't believe you wouldn't mind

RUBY:
but sex and love is different..
i know sex is sex..

REN:
yup

RUBY:
so.. i only demand exclusivity if we decided to be in the same country together..
told him from the start.
but ohh well..
i hope he gets the curtains.. early..
hahaha

does long distance ever work?

RUBY:
gonna think of cock and pass out
cannot.. my baby's ass is haunting me!
man i swear he shouldn't have flashed me..

REN:
is he... adequate????

RUBY:
yup yup! i am happy to report
he is BIG enough to be my man
but dunno lahh!
if it works out it works out..
Long distance is fucked from the start

REN:
that's true

RUBY:
plus he hasn't gotten laid in 7.5 months

REN:
that's hard
HARD

RUBY:
hAha
yeahh...
i'm tripping already
he's been good that long
hahaha

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!

RUBY:
he has not gotten laid in 7.5 months..
he just told me just now..

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!

RUBY:
hahhaa
so when we went for holiday and all that..
i asked if he wasn't tempted to screw me..

REN:
wasn't he?

RUBY:
he said yes.. but he was afraid i didn't want and take him for a jerk

REN:
alamak!

RUBY:
ahahhaahah

REN:
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat!!!!!!

RUBY:
send out wrong signal
hahahaha
now regret..
so i told him i wanted to screw him from day one..

REN:
and?

RUBY:
he was like WTF?
hahaha
ooohhh well.. water under the bridge...
i have learnt that it is important to let ur intentions be known from day 1
no more games

REN:
yeah..

RUBY:
fuck straight up!

REN:
me still learning! hahaha
:P
this is what i read
i research a lot
i learn from freinds

RUBY:
yeahh...
i really need to crash!
goodnight babe

REN:
kisses..

The Divine Secrets of the Deprived

RUBY:
I have just realized a simple fact that I have been hiding for far to long.. men to me equals sex.. good sex.. bad sex.. mediocre sex.. it’s all an experience worth to be shared.
I know good girls don’t kiss and tell but wouldn’t reading about it bring you back to the good old times when the only amazing piece of gossip you’d ever hear is in the toilet cubicle.
How do you stay celibate in a world where everybody is fucking their brains out and not telling you! I have tested this theory of celibacy and quite frankly, it’s tough! I think I was made a man in my previous life. The constant need to screw takes over the rest of my other senses. And no.. I don’t think I am a sex addict. It’s just an option that I would like to have every other day.
Unfortunately for me, I also have a conscience.. I cannot bonk anybody else except my man who is miles away.. so here I stay deprived and yearning for cock.. Crude you may say but I have met a kindred spirit in the most unlikely of places and its a start of a beautiful friendship with clashes of thoughts on men, sex and orgasms.
CONFESSION :
Today was the first time I ever flashed myself in front of a web camera for some kinky fun but somehow I found the experience difficult. All I had to do was flash my bare boobs but it was so difficult to do. At that moment ,I swear I thought sex straight up was easier. That thought was further magnified when I found out that Germany has 1000 porn channels. Which brings me back to this point.. I don’t like my boobies on camera. If I had to do that again.. I probably just buy a ticket, fly to wherever he is, fuck his brains out.. fuck till I cannot screw no more and say, ‘Thank you that was amazing’ as they wheel us out of the emergency ward after being treated for exhaustion.

The Deprived Conversation Highlights :

Ruby.... says:
i need a fuck bad, you of all people, need to get laid

Ren says:
i'm celibating for 2 months.

Ruby says:
few more days to friday!

Ren says:
it's not up yet

Ruby.... says:
how long has it been? Keep telling urself that.. u might just start to believe it!

Ren says:
about 2 weeks

Ruby.... says:
Hahaha..cannot make it! u constantly need to remind urself u have 2 months. it won't happen..
i've been here 3 weeks..and its tuff! exp when my B/f is HOTNESS personified!

Ren says:
Sadness….go out and get some

Ruby. says:
i dun wanna go like an animal searching for meat..

Ren says:
let the prey come to you..

Ruby.... says:
butttttt......i cannot! i cannnottt!

Ren says:
go to germany honey

Ruby.... says:
okok.. but i have to get LAID at least once before i leave Dubai, that's the right thing to do right? every country i go, i screw someone of that nationality, i swear!

Ren says:
really

Ruby says:
that's why i dun buy souveniers, it’s all in my head and black book!

Ren says:
you should go to africa then

Ruby says:
waaahhhhhhhh... cannot..go there.. cannot come back! tear sial!

Ren says:
tear and potrude through the mouth
go to india…kena rape man! every hole khalassss!!!
go to germany honey! NOW!

Ruby.... says:
i cannot show i am desperate..

Ren says:
that's true

Ruby.... says:
i'm so cold in the garden.. my tits are hurting! stand too long! my boobs are like that but not so together and bouncy!

Ren says:
nipples warmed up? nipple confidence?

Ruby says:
i dun think i have it! my boobs really look disasterous on camera

Ren says:
boom!boom boom! as they spill out too much ah.. give me some man

Ruby.... says:
u got boobs what!

Ren says:
i don't mind them being a little bigger but running will be a problem huh..it's already painful when i run.. for you it must be hell

Ruby says:
yeaaahhh….tell me about it...but i love my tits side view...in mood lighting..

Ren says:
so you flash standing sideways, face facing camera.,macam demi moore

Ruby says:
he wanted it knit! straight up!

Ren says:
so was it a flash or prolonged display?

Ruby.... says:
i did a flash, an accidental flash and 10 sec display..

Ren says:
accidental?

Ruby.... says:
i stood up...then...one boob peeked out of the frame! hahaha

Ren says:
good one, he must be drooling

Ruby.... says:
yeaaahhh.... he couldn't stop looking! but most men i'm with, love my boobs...

Ren says:
huh?

Ruby.... says:
which part u didn't get?

Ren says:
most men i've been with…

Ruby.... says:
been with = fucked = screwed ! need anymore clarifications?

Ren says:
i need a drink

Ruby says:
actually me too..but later drink... get randy! Plus no one to get randy with!
Hahhaa! wwwwaaahhhlau...i cannot stop thinking..about u know what! tufffffff sial! they should have support groups for this kinda things!

Ren says:
my club

Ruby says:
yeah... ur club is a constant reminder why we all need to have sex!
Play "Guitar Smash"

Ren says:
WAH!!!! SO FRUSTRATED AH!!!